Physics JOTD
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*laughs hysterically* Why did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
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That makes 10 of us :)
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That makes 10 of us
No. 11 now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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dnh wrote:
That makes 10 of us
No. 11 now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
No: 12 now
SSK.
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Wanted: Schroedinger's cat
Dead AND alive"Erwin, what have you been doing to the poor cat? It looks half dead!"
Heisenberg takes his new car for a spin when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg proclaims, "No, but I know exactly where I am."A proton, a neutron and an electron walk into a bar and ask for drinks. "Drinks are $3 each" says the bartender.
"But we only have $6 between us!" says the electron.
"Don't worry," says the proton, "there's no charge for the neutron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Wanted: Schroedinger's catDead AND alive
:laugh:Oh how I laughed. Wipes tear from eye.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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No: 12 now
SSK.
Actually, yours should have been 100.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
OK, now how many people get that?
10 Now how many people get that?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
People who understand Trinary People who don't understand trinary and people who have never heard of trinary!
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No: 12 now
SSK.
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People who understand Trinary People who don't understand trinary and people who have never heard of trinary!
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
hehe :laugh:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't... ______________________ "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
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Actually, yours should have been 100.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Why Pete?
SSK.
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LOL
SSK.
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Wanted: Schroedinger's cat
Dead AND alive"Erwin, what have you been doing to the poor cat? It looks half dead!"
Heisenberg takes his new car for a spin when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg proclaims, "No, but I know exactly where I am."A proton, a neutron and an electron walk into a bar and ask for drinks. "Drinks are $3 each" says the bartender.
"But we only have $6 between us!" says the electron.
"Don't worry," says the proton, "there's no charge for the neutron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Nice one, got my 5.
SSK.
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I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
My son would like to send you his broccoli. :laugh: He is not very fond of it. Jay
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Why Pete?
SSK.
Binary.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Nope 101.:-D
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Nope 101.:-D
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
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God that's scary - I actually got the joke. I'd better not tell my coworkers or wife, they already call me a geek. Scott
just embrace it! my wife's been calling me nerd since she met me 6 years ago. I won't even get into the pranks I suffer at work. But to be honest, you got to admit, in the end, its just other people admitting that you are well of knowledge/smarts/wisdom/technophilia with legs.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't... ______________________ "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
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Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
I like mushrooms - that's strange among Indian vegetarians. I have no idea what zucchini is.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
Mate, when I read your last post, I thought you were adding some jokes to the thread. I had no idea that was your sig! :wtf:
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.