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  • S Steve Mayfield

    Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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    El Corazon
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    Steve Mayfield wrote:

    Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight

    :mad: no fair... I go to all that trouble to loose weight, and someone put the kilogram on a diet too. :mad: or maybe I shouldn't have tested that ray gun there last year.... hmmmmm....

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    • S Steve Mayfield

      Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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      • C Chris Maunder

        I bet you someone snuck in one night, ran around with it like an idiot ("I've got the kilogram! I've got the kilogram! Waaa!) dropped it, picked it up, saw the scratches, used some 1000 grit sandpaper and some brasso to clean it up, and, after wiping off the fingerprints, snuck it back in its case. 50 micrograms easy.

        cheers, Chris Maunder

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        peterchen
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        50µg? Simple. The cleaning woman, dusting it off.


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        • S Steve Mayfield

          Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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          Marc Clifton
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          Steve Mayfield wrote:

          Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight

          I blame global warming. The air is warmer and so things in it aren't as heavy. (Now that's new age science for you!) Marc

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            So - I can stick to the kilogram diet and lose weight this way.

            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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            peterchen
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            Actually, no. (If the prototype loses weight, you get get more kilos)


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            • M Marc Clifton

              Steve Mayfield wrote:

              Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight

              I blame global warming. The air is warmer and so things in it aren't as heavy. (Now that's new age science for you!) Marc

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              Steve Mayfield
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              along those lines...Summer has longer days because heat expands things and Winter has shorter days because cold compresses things... ;) Steve

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                along those lines...Summer has longer days because heat expands things and Winter has shorter days because cold compresses things... ;) Steve

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                Marc Clifton
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                Steve Mayfield wrote:

                Summer has longer days because heat expands things and Winter has shorter days because cold compresses things...

                Makes perfect sense! I can't wait to run that one by on my ex-wife! Marc

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  Steve Mayfield wrote:

                  Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight

                  I blame global warming. The air is warmer and so things in it aren't as heavy. (Now that's new age science for you!) Marc

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                  Johann Gerell
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                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                  The air is warmer and so things in it aren't as heavy.

                  You know, it's as heavy as before, only larger in volume, i.e., less dense. :doh:

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                  • S Steve Mayfield

                    Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    It probably has to do with Vista's UAC. That or global warming. /ravi

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                    • S Steve Mayfield

                      Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                      MatthysDT
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                      They say 50 Micrograms is the weight of a fingerprint. I suggest they give the kilogram a good wash as well as their measuring equipment.

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                      • S Steve Mayfield

                        Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                        KaRl
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                        Woohoo! I lost over 4mg :cool: [edit] Damn! - In fact I'm 4mg heavier :sigh: [/edit]


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                        • S Steve Mayfield

                          along those lines...Summer has longer days because heat expands things and Winter has shorter days because cold compresses things... ;) Steve

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Brilliant, can't wait to use that one!!!

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                          • S Steve Mayfield

                            Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                            or cause wary waistline-watchers to re-examine their weights: 50 micrograms is roughly equivalent to the weight of a fingerprint. New diet patent - eat sandwich with gloves on. Guaranteed minimum 500 microgram weight loss per day per sandwich (400 if you eat with pinkies raised.)

                            Gary

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                            • S Steve Mayfield

                              Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                              Digital_Trucker
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                              You've got it all wrong. It's not about weight loss, it's about slime! Sounds vaguely (perhaps blatantly) political.

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                                or cause wary waistline-watchers to re-examine their weights: 50 micrograms is roughly equivalent to the weight of a fingerprint. New diet patent - eat sandwich with gloves on. Guaranteed minimum 500 microgram weight loss per day per sandwich (400 if you eat with pinkies raised.)

                                Gary

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                                SGnK
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                                I'm eating w/ chopsticks from now on

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                                • S Steve Mayfield

                                  Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing its weight [^] :omg: (50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies...so far) Steve

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                                  Alan Balkany
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                                  Basing the standard kilogram on a physical object seems unreliable to me. Why not base it on something objective and timeless, like the mass of a specific number of atoms of a specific isotope of an element?

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                                    Basing the standard kilogram on a physical object seems unreliable to me. Why not base it on something objective and timeless, like the mass of a specific number of atoms of a specific isotope of an element?

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    probably the difficulty of counting the number of atoms precisely enough in a usefully large sample. 1g of atomic Hydrogen contains ~6*10^23 atoms. All the other periodic redefines have been done when problems begin to surface with the old definition, until it breaks there's no point in spending money to fix it afterall. This issue probably will result in a new definition at some point in the medium near future.

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                                      probably the difficulty of counting the number of atoms precisely enough in a usefully large sample. 1g of atomic Hydrogen contains ~6*10^23 atoms. All the other periodic redefines have been done when problems begin to surface with the old definition, until it breaks there's no point in spending money to fix it afterall. This issue probably will result in a new definition at some point in the medium near future.

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                                      The difficulty in counting atoms is probably not that great. As you mentioned, 6 * 10^23 (a "mole") is commonly used in the specification of a gas' mass. In any case it's highly unlikely that uncertainties in atom count would cause as large a variation as has been observed in the official kilogram. Defining mass units in terms of atoms (which don't change mass) seems more stable to me.

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                                        The difficulty in counting atoms is probably not that great. As you mentioned, 6 * 10^23 (a "mole") is commonly used in the specification of a gas' mass. In any case it's highly unlikely that uncertainties in atom count would cause as large a variation as has been observed in the official kilogram. Defining mass units in terms of atoms (which don't change mass) seems more stable to me.

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                                        ghle
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                                        I have some moles in holes in my back yard. Will this affect their weight? Will they get bigger? Will they be any slimier? Should I be worried? :confused: I wonder if Schroeder has an extra cat - maybe two?

                                        Gary

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                                        • S SGnK

                                          I'm eating w/ chopsticks from now on

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                                          ghle
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                                          Great idea. Patent that method - eating a sandwich with chopsticks.

                                          Gary

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