Cool Idea Of The Day
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Small elephants. Real ones, but small enough to fit on your desk at work. It would be superb - stick post-it notes to them and send them off to deliver the message, their trunks make perfect pen/pencil holders. Personalise them, by painting their toes in the colour of your favourtie team. Tusks make good staple remover - they have so many uses. Even under the desk as a sturdy footrest. I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse. They go ape now, imagine what would happen if it met one half its size.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
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Small elephants. Real ones, but small enough to fit on your desk at work. It would be superb - stick post-it notes to them and send them off to deliver the message, their trunks make perfect pen/pencil holders. Personalise them, by painting their toes in the colour of your favourtie team. Tusks make good staple remover - they have so many uses. Even under the desk as a sturdy footrest. I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse. They go ape now, imagine what would happen if it met one half its size.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
Malcolm Smart wrote:
And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse.
That's a myth.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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Small elephants. Real ones, but small enough to fit on your desk at work. It would be superb - stick post-it notes to them and send them off to deliver the message, their trunks make perfect pen/pencil holders. Personalise them, by painting their toes in the colour of your favourtie team. Tusks make good staple remover - they have so many uses. Even under the desk as a sturdy footrest. I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse. They go ape now, imagine what would happen if it met one half its size.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
5 for the freakish outrageousness of the thought
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse.
That's a myth.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
Christian Graus wrote:
That's a myth.
Somebody should have told Dumbo's mum then - she wouldn't have been locked up and I wouldn't have to stop my youngest crying each time it happens. Aparently, elephants are one of the few animals with no natural enemy except man. My dad told me that. My dad told me lots of things, and it's only when you're older you realise the rubbish they come out with (and still do, but that's down to senility now:) )
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
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Christian Graus wrote:
That's a myth.
Somebody should have told Dumbo's mum then - she wouldn't have been locked up and I wouldn't have to stop my youngest crying each time it happens. Aparently, elephants are one of the few animals with no natural enemy except man. My dad told me that. My dad told me lots of things, and it's only when you're older you realise the rubbish they come out with (and still do, but that's down to senility now:) )
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
Malcolm Smart wrote:
Aparently, elephants are one of the few animals with no natural enemy except man.
Just finished watching BBC's Planet Earth series, and one of the episodes features a pride of lions taking down an elephant. Normally the lions wouldn't try, but it was a small elephant and the lions were hungry...
I have no blog...
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
Aparently, elephants are one of the few animals with no natural enemy except man.
Just finished watching BBC's Planet Earth series, and one of the episodes features a pride of lions taking down an elephant. Normally the lions wouldn't try, but it was a small elephant and the lions were hungry...
I have no blog...
Yes, but it took how many lions to bring down one small elephant? Almost anything can be brought down given enough numbers on the attacking side, but it doesn't mean it's easy.
Scott.
—In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. [Forum Guidelines] [Articles] [Blog]
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Small elephants. Real ones, but small enough to fit on your desk at work. It would be superb - stick post-it notes to them and send them off to deliver the message, their trunks make perfect pen/pencil holders. Personalise them, by painting their toes in the colour of your favourtie team. Tusks make good staple remover - they have so many uses. Even under the desk as a sturdy footrest. I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse. They go ape now, imagine what would happen if it met one half its size.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
Malcolm Smart wrote:
I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse.
So what you need is a robot elephant. I'll get to work on that!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Yes, but it took how many lions to bring down one small elephant? Almost anything can be brought down given enough numbers on the attacking side, but it doesn't mean it's easy.
Scott.
—In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. [Forum Guidelines] [Articles] [Blog]
Except Microsoft... and Chuck Norris.
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Except Microsoft... and Chuck Norris.
:laugh: Nice! How could I have forgotten Chuck?!
Scott.
—In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. [Forum Guidelines] [Articles] [Blog]
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse.
So what you need is a robot elephant. I'll get to work on that!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Will it be able to trumpet to indicate quittin' time? (A la The Flintstones) -- modified at 22:28 Thursday 27th September, 2007 (Aw, crap, that was a bird, not an elephant/mammoth.)
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Will it be able to trumpet to indicate quittin' time? (A la The Flintstones) -- modified at 22:28 Thursday 27th September, 2007 (Aw, crap, that was a bird, not an elephant/mammoth.)
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Will it be able to trumpet to indicate quittin' time?
yaba-daba-do!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
Aparently, elephants are one of the few animals with no natural enemy except man.
Just finished watching BBC's Planet Earth series, and one of the episodes features a pride of lions taking down an elephant. Normally the lions wouldn't try, but it was a small elephant and the lions were hungry...
I have no blog...
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse.
That's a myth.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
For desk sized elephants too?
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Small elephants. Real ones, but small enough to fit on your desk at work. It would be superb - stick post-it notes to them and send them off to deliver the message, their trunks make perfect pen/pencil holders. Personalise them, by painting their toes in the colour of your favourtie team. Tusks make good staple remover - they have so many uses. Even under the desk as a sturdy footrest. I can think of only one negative - poo. And possibly the reaction if it saw a mouse. They go ape now, imagine what would happen if it met one half its size.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"This time yesterday, I still had 24 hours to meet the deadline I've just missed today."
Might I suggest that a desktop sized air breathing octopus might be better? Not only could it change to the colour of your favourite team without the need for paint it could also hold upto 8 pens, imagine that!! Also there would be no mouse problem.
Apathy Rules - I suppose...
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Might I suggest that a desktop sized air breathing octopus might be better? Not only could it change to the colour of your favourite team without the need for paint it could also hold upto 8 pens, imagine that!! Also there would be no mouse problem.
Apathy Rules - I suppose...
I have a chameleon on my desk.............somewhere.............!
I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)