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  • P peterchen

    Probably 'cause if you can't beak it you're a bad programmer


    Back in the days before yer Gighertz and Teraflops there was something we old timers called paranoia. Andrew Torrance, The Lounge   [sighist]

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    Brian C Hart
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    LOL :p Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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    • M Maciej Pirog

      I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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      Navin
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      I hope you aren't talking about IntelliPoint. I've had problems with that in the past - especially if you try to use it with a KVM switchbox. Mouse goes haywire! Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

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      • M Maciej Pirog

        I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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        Vagif Abilov
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        I also like NT blue screen program. Once it appears on the screen, it never breaks ;P Vagif Abilov COM+/.NET Developer Oslo, Norway

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          I also like NT blue screen program. Once it appears on the screen, it never breaks ;P Vagif Abilov COM+/.NET Developer Oslo, Norway

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          stupration
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          best programmer in the world: John Carmack.

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          • M Maciej Pirog

            I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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            alex barylski
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            I would have to agree....the mouse driver has been pretty stable for as well... Cheers! "An expert is someone who has made all the mistakes in his or her field" - Niels Bohr

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            • M Maciej Pirog

              I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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              Maxwell Chen
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              If my five-year-old TOSHIBA Satellite 2100 notebook plugged with a P/S2 external mouse, most of the time it is ok, but sometimes it fails while one minute ago it (the external one) was still working, and the cursor would not move. Only the accu-point mouse on the keyborad still works when it happened! Maxwell Chen Lets make bugs better!

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              • C Chris Losinger

                in win95, my mouse would sometimes make noises - each time it would get a mouse move message, Win95 would play a beep. i'd have to restart. i loved that. -c


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                Image Processing - just like mom used to make.

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                Nick Parker
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                Chris Losinger wrote: Win95 would play a beep. i'd have to restart. i loved that. You mean you would have to restart Windows? Funny how we see old errors as laughable now. :) Nick Parker

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                  Chris Losinger wrote: Win95 would play a beep. i'd have to restart. i loved that. You mean you would have to restart Windows? Funny how we see old errors as laughable now. :) Nick Parker

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                  Nick Parker wrote: you would have to restart Windows yup. :)


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                  • M Maciej Pirog

                    I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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                    Mike Nordell
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                    You must be thinking of the 8.20 version of mouse.com, right? However, I think there are many more contending for that place. The most exceptional person must have been he who created the first "hello world". Tell me about any program that has been plagiarized that many times.

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      Nick Parker wrote: you would have to restart Windows yup. :)


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                      Image Processing - just like mom used to make.

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                      Nick Parker
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                      And you liked that, or was that sarcasm? :confused: Nick Parker

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                      • M Maciej Pirog

                        I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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                        Todd Smith
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                        If you unplug your mouse it no longer works. That's a bug isn't it? It's been there since day 1. I say he's the laziest programmer ever! Todd Smith

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                          If you unplug your mouse it no longer works. That's a bug isn't it? It's been there since day 1. I say he's the laziest programmer ever! Todd Smith

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                          Maciej Pirog
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                          That's why they invented wire-less mouse! And The Programmer is still ok :) MP Maciej Pirog

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                            I would like to say that in my opinion the guy who created the Windows mouse driver is the best programmer in the whole world! I had been using Win 3.1, Win95 and Win98. Now I've been using WinXP. In those years the mouse driver has never failed, even if I had only blank sreen, no keyboard, I wasn't able to do anything, but the mouse pointer was still working!!! If you are reading this, anonymous programmer, know that you are my hero. MP Maciej Pirog

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                            Michael Mac
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                            :)


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