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[J4amieC]

That joke is as old as BSE itself! Seriously, the day the first ever diagnosis of Mad Cow disease was found someone made up that joke. Im not a cow, im a sheep. Im not a cow im an elephant. Im not a cow im an {insert next wittiest thing here}

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[cyberpunk_np]

how about: Im not a cow im a cynic? :rolleyes:

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[J4amieC]

Absolutely. I am about the most cynical person I know.

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[MatthysDT]

Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.:rolleyes:

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[J4amieC]

evilnoodle wrote:

Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.

I resemble that statement.

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[cyberpunk_np]

J4amieC wrote:

I resemble that statement.

resemble?:omg: resemble != resent :wtf:

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[MatthysDT]

What? You look like my statement?

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[J4amieC]

Its a play-on words from.... of FFS never mind

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[Dan Neely]

it's a cultural reference. Clearly you need to spend more time watching Loonie Tunes and Merry Melodies. :-D

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[MatthysDT]

Just because you have heard a joke before doesn't mean everyone else that reads this forum has also heard/seen that joke. There are some posters here who enjoy knocking down posts as old or reposted but for those of us who only drop in here every once in a while, even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed. If you see something that is old news for you please Don't read it. Suppress the urge to reply to it. Don't be a smartass. Please.

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[Lost User]

Why is the pig talking to a helicopter any way? Dan

At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

[J4amieC]

evilnoodle wrote:

even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed.

There are a multitude of websites out there that cater for the joke enthusiast. This 'aint one of 'em

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[J4amieC]

5! Thank god someone isnt a total heathen!

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[J4amieC]

My god, I just realised you actually picked up the play-on-words but failed to understand. Sucks to be you dude.

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[MatthysDT]

Knock, Knock...

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[Keelvol]

5! :) I agree!