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  • C cyberpunk_np

    how about: Im not a cow im a cynic? :rolleyes:

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    J4amieC
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    Absolutely. I am about the most cynical person I know.

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      Absolutely. I am about the most cynical person I know.

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      MatthysDT
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      Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.:rolleyes:

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        Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.:rolleyes:

        _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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        evilnoodle wrote:

        Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.

        I resemble that statement.

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          evilnoodle wrote:

          Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.

          I resemble that statement.

          --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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          cyberpunk_np
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          J4amieC wrote:

          I resemble that statement.

          resemble?:omg: resemble != resent :wtf:

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            evilnoodle wrote:

            Are you now?[^] IMHO I'd say the word smartass would be more fitting.

            I resemble that statement.

            --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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            MatthysDT
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            What? You look like my statement?

            _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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              What? You look like my statement?

              _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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              J4amieC
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              Its a play-on words from.... of FFS never mind

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              • M MatthysDT

                What? You look like my statement?

                _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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                Dan Neely
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                it's a cultural reference. Clearly you need to spend more time watching Loonie Tunes and Merry Melodies. :-D

                -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                  Its a play-on words from.... of FFS never mind

                  --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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                  MatthysDT
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                  Just because you have heard a joke before doesn't mean everyone else that reads this forum has also heard/seen that joke. There are some posters here who enjoy knocking down posts as old or reposted but for those of us who only drop in here every once in a while, even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed. If you see something that is old news for you please Don't read it. Suppress the urge to reply to it. Don't be a smartass. Please.

                  _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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                  • M MatthysDT

                    I'm in that kind of mood today, the kind which made this [^]seem extremely funny.

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                    Lost User
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                    Why is the pig talking to a helicopter any way? Dan

                    At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

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                    • M MatthysDT

                      Just because you have heard a joke before doesn't mean everyone else that reads this forum has also heard/seen that joke. There are some posters here who enjoy knocking down posts as old or reposted but for those of us who only drop in here every once in a while, even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed. If you see something that is old news for you please Don't read it. Suppress the urge to reply to it. Don't be a smartass. Please.

                      _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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                      J4amieC
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                      evilnoodle wrote:

                      even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed.

                      There are a multitude of websites out there that cater for the joke enthusiast. This 'aint one of 'em

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                      • D Dan Neely

                        it's a cultural reference. Clearly you need to spend more time watching Loonie Tunes and Merry Melodies. :-D

                        -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                        J4amieC
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                        5! Thank god someone isnt a total heathen!

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                        • C cyberpunk_np

                          J4amieC wrote:

                          I resemble that statement.

                          resemble?:omg: resemble != resent :wtf:

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                          J4amieC
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                          My god, I just realised you actually picked up the play-on-words but failed to understand. Sucks to be you dude.

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                            evilnoodle wrote:

                            even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed.

                            There are a multitude of websites out there that cater for the joke enthusiast. This 'aint one of 'em

                            --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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                            MatthysDT
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                            Knock, Knock...

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                              Just because you have heard a joke before doesn't mean everyone else that reads this forum has also heard/seen that joke. There are some posters here who enjoy knocking down posts as old or reposted but for those of us who only drop in here every once in a while, even repeated posts and old jokes are enjoyed. If you see something that is old news for you please Don't read it. Suppress the urge to reply to it. Don't be a smartass. Please.

                              _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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                              Keelvol
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                              5! :) I agree!

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