A couple of sick jokes I found

Muammar

Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

X| Poor - very poor.

:laugh:.. Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes:-D

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MatthysDT

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

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Pete OHanlon

Muammar© wrote:

Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes

Fair enough.:-D

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J4amieC

You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

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Do a general search/replace. Search for "Sick", replace with "desperately old, unfunny and often seen before"

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Muammar

See:->.. if we keep listening to what they say we would've never heard these stupid jokes:laugh:

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QuiJohn

Muammar© wrote:

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

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DKScherpy

I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

Lost User

I think I fell asleep Dan

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Muammar

ٍSo, did you get the index out of bounds exception?:laugh:

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Muammar

:laugh::laugh::laugh: That was hilarious:-D

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