A couple of sick jokes I found

[Dalek Dave]

Do a general search/replace. Search for "Sick", replace with "desperately old, unfunny and often seen before"

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[Muammar]

See:->.. if we keep listening to what they say we would've never heard these stupid jokes:laugh:

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[QuiJohn]

Muammar© wrote:

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

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[Dalek Dave]

Blonde Girl Staring At Orange Juice Carton... It said Concentrate

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[DKScherpy]

I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

[Lost User]

I think I fell asleep Dan

At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

[Miszou]

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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God Bless, Jason
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[Muammar]

ٍSo, did you get the index out of bounds exception?:laugh:

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[Muammar]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: That was hilarious:-D

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