Daily Chuck Norris thread

[Brad Bruce]

Has anyone else seen his newer commercials? He's looking his 67 years.

[MarkB777]

Careful... Chuck Norris sees all... Chuck Norris hears all... Say he's looking old, and Chuck Norris will get you... :D

[RoswellNX]

For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't:sigh: Roswell

"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

[Josh Smith]

RoswellNX wrote:

For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

[RoswellNX]

Josh Smith wrote:

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

The big question is, how does he fake the smell?:~ Roswell

"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

[Josh Smith]

RoswellNX wrote:

The big question is, how does he fake the smell?

I heard he keeps a rotting hand from his latest victim in his pocket.  Maybe that's the trick. :~

:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

[soap brain]

Ssh!!! What the hell is wrong with you?! He'll hear you...

Sometimes the loser kids are the coolest to hang around with. But ONLY sometimes. *sigh* 'Unique' is just an original collection of unoriginal ideas. - R.H.J.

[WillemM]

Chuck Norris doesn't debug, the application are so scared they fix themselves.

WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson My blog

[Dalek Dave]

But Chuck Norris pales when confronted with "The Stig"

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[Storm blade]

Chuck Norris is "The Stig"

[Eric Georgiades]

what i would give for a showdown till death between chuck norris and steven segal... (hoping that neither would survive .. )

me, myself and my blog - loadx.org ericos g.

[Member 96]

Yeah, finally, someone talking some sense.

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