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  • B Brad Bruce

    Has anyone else seen his newer commercials? He's looking his 67 years.

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    RoswellNX
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    For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't:sigh: Roswell

    "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
    Antonio VillaRaigosa
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      For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't:sigh: Roswell

      "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
      Antonio VillaRaigosa
      City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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      Josh Smith
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      RoswellNX wrote:

      For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't

      Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

      :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

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        RoswellNX wrote:

        For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't

        Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

        :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

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        RoswellNX
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        Josh Smith wrote:

        Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

        The big question is, how does he fake the smell?:~ Roswell

        "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
        Antonio VillaRaigosa
        City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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          Josh Smith wrote:

          Chuck Norris doesn't die, he only plays dead until you feel safe.

          The big question is, how does he fake the smell?:~ Roswell

          "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
          Antonio VillaRaigosa
          City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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          Josh Smith
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          RoswellNX wrote:

          The big question is, how does he fake the smell?

          I heard he keeps a rotting hand from his latest victim in his pocket.  Maybe that's the trick. :~

          :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

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          • R RoswellNX

            For a moment i read the title as "Chuck Norris is Dead"...and thought "what a relief"...but i soon realized it hadn't:sigh: Roswell

            "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
            Antonio VillaRaigosa
            City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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            soap brain
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            Ssh!!! What the hell is wrong with you?! He'll hear you...

            Sometimes the loser kids are the coolest to hang around with. But ONLY sometimes. *sigh* 'Unique' is just an original collection of unoriginal ideas. - R.H.J.

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            • M MarkB777

              Careful... Chuck Norris sees all... Chuck Norris hears all... Say he's looking old, and Chuck Norris will get you... :D

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              WillemM
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              Chuck Norris doesn't debug, the application are so scared they fix themselves.

              WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson My blog

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              • B Brad Bruce

                Has anyone else seen his newer commercials? He's looking his 67 years.

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                Dalek Dave
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                But Chuck Norris pales when confronted with "The Stig"

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  But Chuck Norris pales when confronted with "The Stig"

                  ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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                  Storm blade
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                  Chuck Norris is "The Stig"

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                  • B Brad Bruce

                    Has anyone else seen his newer commercials? He's looking his 67 years.

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                    Eric Georgiades
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                    what i would give for a showdown till death between chuck norris and steven segal... (hoping that neither would survive .. )

                    me, myself and my blog - loadx.org ericos g.

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                      what i would give for a showdown till death between chuck norris and steven segal... (hoping that neither would survive .. )

                      me, myself and my blog - loadx.org ericos g.

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                      Member 96
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                      Yeah, finally, someone talking some sense.


                      Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt

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