Monkey business
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We could use a few of those monkeys here in DC. Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
We could use a few of those monkeys here in DC.
Aren't the monkeys already there?
Scott.
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Marc Clifton wrote:
We could use a few of those monkeys here in DC.
Aren't the monkeys already there?
Scott.
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Monkeys are way smarter than our Congress. If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare. If you get enough Congressmen you still get nothing but flying poo.
leckey wrote:
If you get enough Congressmen you still get nothing but flying poo.
Now that's an image I didn't need! :)
Scott.
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Marc Clifton wrote:
We could use a few of those monkeys here in DC.
Aren't the monkeys already there?
Scott.
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Scott Dorman wrote:
Aren't the monkeys already there?
Yeah, but they're not d... Oh well, I decided discretion was the better part of valor. (And I don't want the Secret Service knocking down my door). Marc
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Monkeys are way smarter than our Congress. If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare. If you get enough Congressmen you still get nothing but flying poo.
leckey wrote:
Monkeys are way smarter than our Congress.
There are viruses more intelligent than most congressmen. I have the unpleasant business of meeting them from time to time and you have competition between lawyers and congressment for lowest intelligence of any living organism. If you added up all the intelligence in DC you "might" be able to compete with legal brain-death. Luckily (or unluckily depending on your perspective), they are parasites completely capable of feeding off everyone around them, never having to use intelligence to function.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Politics is part of the animal kingdom also. This is might be a little 'over the top' implementation of the 'hostile take over' move that is used in business world.
God Bless, Jason
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Monkeys are way smarter than our Congress. If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare. If you get enough Congressmen you still get nothing but flying poo.
leckey wrote:
If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare.
Except that you don't. A few years ago someone actually managed to get grant money to test the hypothesis, :wtf: it turns out that monkeys have no interest in banging away at a typewriter keypad. After IIRC several monkey years of data exposure to the typewriters there were only a handful of letters typed in total.
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leckey wrote:
If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare.
Except that you don't. A few years ago someone actually managed to get grant money to test the hypothesis, :wtf: it turns out that monkeys have no interest in banging away at a typewriter keypad. After IIRC several monkey years of data exposure to the typewriters there were only a handful of letters typed in total.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
After IIRC several monkey years of data exposure to the typewriters there were only a handful of letters typed in total.
Ironically, a few of those were accidentally substituted for congressional bills and adopted.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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leckey wrote:
If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare.
Except that you don't. A few years ago someone actually managed to get grant money to test the hypothesis, :wtf: it turns out that monkeys have no interest in banging away at a typewriter keypad. After IIRC several monkey years of data exposure to the typewriters there were only a handful of letters typed in total.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
Except that you don't.
They just didn't give it enough time! BDF
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leckey wrote:
If you get enough monkeys you eventually get Shakespeare.
Except that you don't. A few years ago someone actually managed to get grant money to test the hypothesis, :wtf: it turns out that monkeys have no interest in banging away at a typewriter keypad. After IIRC several monkey years of data exposure to the typewriters there were only a handful of letters typed in total.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.