The Infomercial King Challenge
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Yo David, My posting to the wrong place was accidental.. chill out. But the FACT remains that you can't answer my question which simply means that you do NOT know the answer. Well, don't be embarrassed, i don't know the answer either and that is why I posted the question... so you are in good company my man. By the way, did you see my last infomercial for my impotency drug called "Oncor"? It was hosted by Chad Everrett, the former star of Medical Center.:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Oh man I am in hysterics now! :laugh: Bill SerGio wrote: But the FACT remains that you can't answer my question which simply means that you do NOT know the answer The fact remains that I, and I would stage a bet that this applies to most of the regulars here, have not even read -- sorry, have NOT even READ -- your message in it's entirety. I started, saw it was a programming question and moved on. We get so many ignorant sheep posting programming questions in here that most do not even bother to respond. The fact you then openly state it is arrogance and not ignorance that forces you to continue making a prat out of yourself is what drove me to contribute. Bill SerGio wrote: you are in good company my man. I am in "company", I'm not so sure I'd quantify it with "good" though. Bill SerGio wrote: By the way, did you see my last infomercial for my impotency drug called "Oncor"? Yes, I thought you showed a lot of guts admitting your problem on national television like that! :-D Come on man, that was too easy. Bill SerGio wrote: It was hosted by Chad Everrett, the former star of Medical Center. Uh huh. Hey Bill, did you attend my last house party? It was attended by Gus Honeybun and Buz Lightyear, both international media stars. :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
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Well you should all be ashamed of yourselves! None of you guys could give me an answer! Can this be true that none of you are smart enough to figure this out? WOW! I guess I over estimated the ability of the readers? Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
OK Bill, at least post in the C++ Forum And I will look at your problem. But Like other CPians I vow to never even consider answering Tech questions well in the Lounge. Also maybe if you searched with Google you would find some references to my articles. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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Bill SerGio wrote: Keep your eye upon the donut and NOT upon the hole. With an attitude like that, you'll never get a girl pregnant. The infomercial species will then die out. :-D
Martin Marvinski wrote: The infomercial species will then die out Let's all join together for a communal "aaaaaaawwwww - who gives a fuck?" :rolleyes: In the interests of furthering good spirits between Martin and myself I will point out that I am talking about "the infomercial species", and not his comment. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
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Bill SerGio wrote: My posting to the wrong place was accidental No, you didn't bother to FOLLOW the RULES and post in the CORRECT forum. (And BTW, how long have you been a member, and you STILL don't know the RULES? Think about how that REFLECTS on YOU.) I've been alternately annoyed and amused by how you've acted in the past. I know others on CP feel the same way. Now, you come to us for help, and are surprised by how you are treated? Let me just say: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
Michael, As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category--are you for real? are you that anal? Get a girlfriend dude! The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge--I gues s if you knew the answer you would have showed us how to do it and bragged that everybody "should know this!" Get that girlfriend fast... :-O :laugh: :laugh: Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
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Michael, As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category--are you for real? are you that anal? Get a girlfriend dude! The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge--I gues s if you knew the answer you would have showed us how to do it and bragged that everybody "should know this!" Get that girlfriend fast... :-O :laugh: :laugh: Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
oooo, The Informercial King flamed me! I feel so honored. *ahem* I mean I FEEL so HONORED. Bill SerGio wrote: I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. This fact was never in dispute. Bill SerGio wrote: And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category This is correct, however... Bill SerGio wrote: are you that anal? If following the site's rules constitutes being "anal," then yes. Bill SerGio wrote: The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone No, I prefer to criticize YOU. I wouldn't do this for just anyone. Bill SerGio wrote: Get that girlfriend fast Can I borrow one of your blow-up dolls? No wait, scratch that, I don't want to know where they've been. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
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oooo, The Informercial King flamed me! I feel so honored. *ahem* I mean I FEEL so HONORED. Bill SerGio wrote: I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. This fact was never in dispute. Bill SerGio wrote: And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category This is correct, however... Bill SerGio wrote: are you that anal? If following the site's rules constitutes being "anal," then yes. Bill SerGio wrote: The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone No, I prefer to criticize YOU. I wouldn't do this for just anyone. Bill SerGio wrote: Get that girlfriend fast Can I borrow one of your blow-up dolls? No wait, scratch that, I don't want to know where they've been. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
Michael Dunn wrote: Can I borrow one of your blow-up dolls? No wait, scratch that, I don't want to know where they've been. Hey, he might actually own one of those $8,000 "RealDolls". You may not want to pass it up so quickly! ;P
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Michael, As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category--are you for real? are you that anal? Get a girlfriend dude! The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge--I gues s if you knew the answer you would have showed us how to do it and bragged that everybody "should know this!" Get that girlfriend fast... :-O :laugh: :laugh: Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Bill SerGio wrote: As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to As a human being able to follow certain rules of courtesy, you definitely have the right to ask programming related questions in the programming forums. Everybody has to do this, even Chris and Nish. You don't go to the kitchen to take a piss - if you do, don't expect to be served. After your hotaircial show here, you might not even get an answer in the right forums. However, the soapboax is open for all kinds of questions - but prepare for abuse. After you've knocked down a troll, use fire or acid to finish him off
We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen [sighist]
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Well you should all be ashamed of yourselves! None of you guys could give me an answer! Can this be true that none of you are smart enough to figure this out? WOW! I guess I over estimated the ability of the readers? Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Of course I know the answer! First try this: Open a DOS window and type "format c:", then press "y" for all questions. If that doesn't work try fdisk. If neither of the first two solutions work then its a hardware problem. Try reseating the CPU by giving it a few sharp taps with a hammer. If all of the above fail, search MSDN about extending the short cut menu.
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Bill SerGio wrote: As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to As a human being able to follow certain rules of courtesy, you definitely have the right to ask programming related questions in the programming forums. Everybody has to do this, even Chris and Nish. You don't go to the kitchen to take a piss - if you do, don't expect to be served. After your hotaircial show here, you might not even get an answer in the right forums. However, the soapboax is open for all kinds of questions - but prepare for abuse. After you've knocked down a troll, use fire or acid to finish him off
We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen [sighist]
peterchen wrote: You don't go to the kitchen to take a piss - if you do, don't expect to be served. Now that has just made it onto my quote list. Very well put! ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
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Of course I know the answer! First try this: Open a DOS window and type "format c:", then press "y" for all questions. If that doesn't work try fdisk. If neither of the first two solutions work then its a hardware problem. Try reseating the CPU by giving it a few sharp taps with a hammer. If all of the above fail, search MSDN about extending the short cut menu.
Now you sound like an intelligent person. Try it out for me and let me know how it works!:cool: Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
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Of course I know the answer! First try this: Open a DOS window and type "format c:", then press "y" for all questions. If that doesn't work try fdisk. If neither of the first two solutions work then its a hardware problem. Try reseating the CPU by giving it a few sharp taps with a hammer. If all of the above fail, search MSDN about extending the short cut menu.
rofl THAT is the FUNNIEST thing i have SEEN written to BILL in a LONG LONG time and i HOPE he APPRECIATES IT very much and.... oh fuk this ... bill YOU ARE A LOSER ... we are all taking the P*SS out of you ... dont YOU GET IT? *sigh* now i can go to bed happy :laugh:
"... and so i said to him ... if it don't dance (or code) and you can't eat it either f**k it or throw it away"
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When I posted this I was NOT aware of the other sections and you are right in that i should have placed it in a more appropriate place but I have never wasted time worrying about such insignificant things. Keep your eye upon the donut and NOT upon the hole. Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Bill SerGio wrote: Keep your eye upon the donut and NOT upon the hole. All very well when you are focussed on your task at hand, but this is the Lounge. There are no donuts. There are only small packets of tastless prestzels smuggled from United Airlines. cheers, Chris Maunder Rub your belly and pat your head simultaneously. Sometimes that helps me make sense of things - Jon Sagara
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Oh man, the guy just doesn't get it! Has anybody got a pin I could borrow - I have a bubble to burst. :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
More to the point... I can get a minimum of $25 per 1,000 opt in email address per day if you generate opt in addressesfrom your customer base. does this not prove that this man is the devil ? Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002 Half the reason people switch away from VB is to find out what actually goes on.. and then like me they find out that they weren't quite as good as they thought - they've been nannied. - Alex, 13 June 2002
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Michael, As a contributor providing free source code I certainly have a "right" to ask whatever I want to. And there is no big deal to the fact that I may have posted a question in the wrong category--are you for real? are you that anal? Get a girlfriend dude! The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge--I gues s if you knew the answer you would have showed us how to do it and bragged that everybody "should know this!" Get that girlfriend fast... :-O :laugh: :laugh: Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Bill SerGio wrote: The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge You're trying a simple psychological stunt to get your question answered. Gee, let me figure out your problem so you can still credit for that too!!! Bill SerGio wrote: Get that girlfriend fast... Hey dipshit! Mike's like ten times better looking than you. In case you haven't noticed he did not need to have thirty pounds of make-up (you puss) on to take a pic. Ever see someone like Cindy Crawford without her "face" on? She ain't that hot. And, just for the record, I don't have a shortage of women and I still think you're a loser. Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"But everybody darlin' sometimes bites the hand that feeds." "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair." "Just because you're winnin' don't mean you're the lucky ones." Song: Breakdown - Album: Use Your Illusion II - Artist: Guns N' Roses -
Bill SerGio wrote: The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge You're trying a simple psychological stunt to get your question answered. Gee, let me figure out your problem so you can still credit for that too!!! Bill SerGio wrote: Get that girlfriend fast... Hey dipshit! Mike's like ten times better looking than you. In case you haven't noticed he did not need to have thirty pounds of make-up (you puss) on to take a pic. Ever see someone like Cindy Crawford without her "face" on? She ain't that hot. And, just for the record, I don't have a shortage of women and I still think you're a loser. Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"But everybody darlin' sometimes bites the hand that feeds." "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair." "Just because you're winnin' don't mean you're the lucky ones." Song: Breakdown - Album: Use Your Illusion II - Artist: Guns N' RosesIt is clear that you are not smart enough either. It is amazing that all you are capable of is to attack someone's personal appearance, you are really pathetic. But I can assure you that you would mind your manners if I were in the same room with you... Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
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It is clear that you are not smart enough either. It is amazing that all you are capable of is to attack someone's personal appearance, you are really pathetic. But I can assure you that you would mind your manners if I were in the same room with you... Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
Bill SerGio wrote: It is amazing that all you are capable of is to attack someone's personal appearance It is amazing that you think this will help get your question answered. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
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Bill SerGio wrote: The FACT still remains that you prefer to criticize someone rather than to prove that you have some real knowledge You're trying a simple psychological stunt to get your question answered. Gee, let me figure out your problem so you can still credit for that too!!! Bill SerGio wrote: Get that girlfriend fast... Hey dipshit! Mike's like ten times better looking than you. In case you haven't noticed he did not need to have thirty pounds of make-up (you puss) on to take a pic. Ever see someone like Cindy Crawford without her "face" on? She ain't that hot. And, just for the record, I don't have a shortage of women and I still think you're a loser. Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"But everybody darlin' sometimes bites the hand that feeds." "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair." "Just because you're winnin' don't mean you're the lucky ones." Song: Breakdown - Album: Use Your Illusion II - Artist: Guns N' RosesJeremy Falcon wrote: I don't have a shortage of women and I still think you're a loser. LOL :-D "The lives of these people are contingent on events; if things stop happening to them they will stop being."
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More to the point... I can get a minimum of $25 per 1,000 opt in email address per day if you generate opt in addressesfrom your customer base. does this not prove that this man is the devil ? Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002 Half the reason people switch away from VB is to find out what actually goes on.. and then like me they find out that they weren't quite as good as they thought - they've been nannied. - Alex, 13 June 2002
Hey, I've got a big list of email addresses - on my site[^] (hint, bots will follow the (homepage) links). I'd be terribly upset if someone went and harvested them all and added them to their spam lists :-D -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Well you should all be ashamed of yourselves! None of you guys could give me an answer! Can this be true that none of you are smart enough to figure this out? WOW! I guess I over estimated the ability of the readers? Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
I know the answer, but you couldn't possibly offer me enough money to enlighten you. If you're so talented, rich, etc, why don't you go out and buy yourself a copy of Windows 2000 and a machine on which to run it? You call yourself a developer? I've squeezed off turds that had more going for them then you do... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
