Monty Python sketch in one line.

Sebastian Schneider

Avian Parrot; Avian exParrot = null; Parrot = exParrot; // I do not want to buy this record. It is scratched.

Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton

Gary Wheeler

delete new Parrot;

Software Zen: delete this;

Baconbutty

Or a few more lines - yes I AM bored! try { MrCreosote.Mint++ } catch (OverflowException) { Hide = True; } finally { CleanUp }

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

Pete OHanlon

OK, how about: Console.WriteLine("Romanes eunt domus"); Error : Incorrect formatting. See http://link.microsoft.com?People%20called%20Romanes&20they&20go&20the&20house Console.WriteLine("Romani ite ad domum");

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

Dalek Dave

you forgot the loop nTimesWritten=1 while nTimesWritten<1000 nTimesWritten++

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Dalek Dave

Oops, I forgot the time Dawn=False

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J4amieC

Argument theArgument = !theArgument;

R Giskard Reventlov

Albatros

home

Baconbutty

On Error Goto s_ybil s_ybil: Msgbox "I do apologise...." Waiter.Origin = "Barcelona" Resume Next

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

npclntxz dll

I DONT GET IT :mad::mad::mad:

Baconbutty

Monty Python sketch about a gentleman going back to a pet shop to complain abut his dead parrot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipFyAsYK1M

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

J4amieC

Its a cultural thing.

Pete OHanlon

:laugh:He's not the designer. He's a very naughty boy.

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

Pete OHanlon

And in XAML(ish):

<Viewport>
  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
    <Text>The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?</Text>
  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
    <Text>A herd of Wildebeest?</Text>
  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
</Viewport>

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

realJSOP

Meat Spam = Spam = Spam = Spam;

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Craster

Brilliant.

Mel Padden

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our show are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

Baconbutty

On second thoughts...let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place! :)

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

Mel Padden

Come, Patsy...

All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

t7bros

unexpected = IIF(SpanishInquisition.Enabled = true, true, false) if unexpected then Suprise() end if