Monty Python sketch in one line.

[Dalek Dave]

you forgot the loop nTimesWritten=1 while nTimesWritten<1000 nTimesWritten++

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[Dalek Dave]

Oops, I forgot the time Dawn=False

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[J4amieC]

Argument theArgument = !theArgument;

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Albatros

home

[Baconbutty]

On Error Goto s_ybil s_ybil: Msgbox "I do apologise...." Waiter.Origin = "Barcelona" Resume Next

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

[npclntxz dll]

I DONT GET IT :mad::mad::mad:

[Baconbutty]

Monty Python sketch about a gentleman going back to a pet shop to complain abut his dead parrot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipFyAsYK1M

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

[J4amieC]

Its a cultural thing.

[Pete OHanlon]

:laugh:He's not the designer. He's a very naughty boy.

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

[Pete OHanlon]

And in XAML(ish):

<Viewport>
  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
    <Text>The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?</Text>
  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
    <Text>A herd of Wildebeest?</Text>
  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
</Viewport>

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

[realJSOP]

Meat Spam = Spam = Spam = Spam;

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Craster]

Brilliant.

[Mel Padden]

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our show are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

[Baconbutty]

On second thoughts...let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place! :)

I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

[Mel Padden]

Come, Patsy...

All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

[t7bros]

unexpected = IIF(SpanishInquisition.Enabled = true, true, false) if unexpected then Suprise() end if

[PIEBALDconsult]

public static void Fling ( Cat cat , Bucket bucket ) { bucket.Add ( cat ) ; }