pet hate: close of play
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
Send the email a day late with the tag line : there was no winner at close of play on Wednesday so it went to extra time.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
Close of play? Is that some newage b-talk for "close of business"? Some sort of subliminal emotional chiropractic therapy to manipulate us into believing that work is play? Marc
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
At the end of the day is an expression that annoys me pretty badly and I don't mean in the way that you used it. However, my pet peave in all walks of life is the use of myself, themself and yourself in the incorrect manner. So if yourself is looking for an answer from myself I would have to say to yourself that the incorrect use of reflexive pronouns is myselfs worst peave. Russ
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
Of all the b-talk, in all the world, it's the "ize"'s I hate most... Productize Monetize Incentivize Demoize Comminicize Not only are they complete bastardisations of a perfectly flexible, descriptive and other wise sound language, they're used ad nauseum by the most contemptuos berks on the planet. And if you're not careful, you too can be drawn into their world of mumbo-jumbo speak.
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
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Of all the b-talk, in all the world, it's the "ize"'s I hate most... Productize Monetize Incentivize Demoize Comminicize Not only are they complete bastardisations of a perfectly flexible, descriptive and other wise sound language, they're used ad nauseum by the most contemptuos berks on the planet. And if you're not careful, you too can be drawn into their world of mumbo-jumbo speak.
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
Going forward...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (when anyone I am speaking to says that, I inform them that "I don't do going forward!" and leave it to them to squirm and try to think of something approaching English :) ) Leverage! (always conjurs up a picture of someone with their arm up their back being "persuaded" by a hoodlum to do what they say - or "Once you have their b@lls in your hand their hearts and minds WILL follow") Synergy! (No - just NO!) For F sake - just speak properly, or not at all. Preferably not at all.
I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)
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Brady Kelly wrote:
Incent?
NO!
I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)
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Incentive.
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
I gave up when Microspeak enabled any English adjective to be used as a verb. I remote, you remote, they remoted, we shall remote, he remotes, aaaarg, I remotely considered resorting to the meaning of Liff and defining a Redmond as "a word used repeatedly in the wrong part of speach by a company who's dictionaries are used by more people than any other." The only problem is MS would probably redfine this as a describe and I would finally go mad:doh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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Incentive.
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
So I am an incentived employee?
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So I am an incentived employee?
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You can't make me say it. I won't say it. Never! NEVER! NEVER!
"On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.
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So I am an incentived employee?
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Brady Kelly wrote:
So I am an incentived employee?
Motivated? Encouraged? Rewarded?
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
J4amieC wrote:
Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday"
Because solitaire and minesweeper are the two most commonly used business applications. :-D
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J4amieC wrote:
Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday"
Because solitaire and minesweeper are the two most commonly used business applications. :-D
How true :) Cheers
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I gave up when Microspeak enabled any English adjective to be used as a verb. I remote, you remote, they remoted, we shall remote, he remotes, aaaarg, I remotely considered resorting to the meaning of Liff and defining a Redmond as "a word used repeatedly in the wrong part of speach by a company who's dictionaries are used by more people than any other." The only problem is MS would probably redfine this as a describe and I would finally go mad:doh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
There's something wrong with verbing?
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Why oh why do people insist upon using the phrase "Close of play" in business emails. Example: "Please have xyz report to me by close of play on Wednesday" Are you playing a game of cricket? Tennis maybe? NO YOU FREAKING EEJIT we call it "the end of the day" Or the "close of business". /rant * breathes * So what pet hates do you guys have? business or personal I don't mind. Have them to me by the close of play tonight please.
J4amieC wrote:
Close of play" in business emails.
I believe I would have to fire anybody that writes something that asinine.
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