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  • N npclntxz dll

    U dont need that it can kill people :mad::mad:

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    Do you have the same problem with my screw driver collection? These have been known to kill people, but I'm continually adding new ones to my collection, just like John. People kill people. That's a sad fact of life.

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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      Do you have the same problem with my screw driver collection? These have been known to kill people, but I'm continually adding new ones to my collection, just like John. People kill people. That's a sad fact of life.

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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      I have a whole garage full of dangerous tools, and I slipped on water on our tile floor last night and almost killed myself in the fall. Maybe we should get rid of water, too. :) (This guy is why I don't talk here about the other guns I have that are intended for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

        preparing him for when he'll be taking aim at bambi?

        While it's entirely possible to take down a deer with a .22, it would be much harder to do because of shot placement. Besides, Bambi's been dead a long time.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        True I guess. I don't know the first thing about guns, you're better off talking to my uncle and his sons. He's a hunter in the pure meaning of the word. Big game and all that. But that was years ago. I'd love to get into it TBH. I just can't get myself to make the time to actually get things started.

        "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"

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        • M Mark Salsbery

          Gun rack on his Big Wheel?

          Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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          jchigg2000
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          LOL I think my dad is just starting it for him for an investment type thing. Neither me or my brother or my dad really hunt. Maybe once every few years. I guess he'll be ready for the 2nd civil war...

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            npclntxz.dll wrote:

            U dont need that it can kill people

            Why, yes, yes it can little man. So my advice is to not ride your BigWheel onto a shooting range while the adults are practicing. For what it's worth, if I was going to "kill people", I certainly wouldn't advertise it here, and I'd probably use something with a bit more punch. Sure - a 22 will bounce around inside you before it kills you, but it would more than likely give you a chance to fight back before your newly swiss-cheesed innards decided to quit working. If you're really interested in preventing somebody from getting up, I'd use a 9mm or maybe even a 45. You must have missed the post I made a few months ago about taking up competitive shooting. This is just another class of competition called "Cowboy Lever-Action". The gun used for the competition must be a lever-action rifle in the appropriate caliber (in my case, .22LR), and can only have open sights (no scopes allowed). All shooting is done offhand - standing, and without a sling, etc. BTW, it's okay not to like guns or want one of your own. But given that I live in the US, I'm well within my constitutional rights to own them, to defend my right to own them, and to not give a rat's ass how you feel about it.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            npclntxz dll
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            I FEEL SORRY FOR U SICK TWISTED RACIST REDNECK

            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            BTW, it's okay not to like guns or want one of your own. But given that I live in the US, I'm well within my constitutional rights to own them, to defend my right to own them, and to not give a rat's ass how you feel about it.

            Constitution gives the right to own slaves too what do you have to say about that sutpid redneck? :mad: You dont need guns made to kill people. .22mm rifles are made to cause the most injury, and u want it for COMPETITION? :wtf: Im gonna go puke now.

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              I have a whole garage full of dangerous tools, and I slipped on water on our tile floor last night and almost killed myself in the fall. Maybe we should get rid of water, too. :) (This guy is why I don't talk here about the other guns I have that are intended for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              nded for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

              YOU ARE TWISTED AND SICK, do you think u would shoot some poor oppressed person man for breaking into ur rich white house to steal food. :wtf: I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON GETS ELECTED IN 2008 AND TAKES UR GUNS AWAY and puts un in a mental hopital. :mad::mad:

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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                nded for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

                YOU ARE TWISTED AND SICK, do you think u would shoot some poor oppressed person man for breaking into ur rich white house to steal food. :wtf: I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON GETS ELECTED IN 2008 AND TAKES UR GUNS AWAY and puts un in a mental hopital. :mad::mad:

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                Mark me down in the twisted and sick category too. I have a Walther P99 9MM under my side of the bed...

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                • N npclntxz dll

                  I FEEL SORRY FOR U SICK TWISTED RACIST REDNECK

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  BTW, it's okay not to like guns or want one of your own. But given that I live in the US, I'm well within my constitutional rights to own them, to defend my right to own them, and to not give a rat's ass how you feel about it.

                  Constitution gives the right to own slaves too what do you have to say about that sutpid redneck? :mad: You dont need guns made to kill people. .22mm rifles are made to cause the most injury, and u want it for COMPETITION? :wtf: Im gonna go puke now.

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                  npclntxz.dll wrote:

                  I FEEL SORRY FOR U SICK TWISTED RACIST REDNECK

                  I don't see how competitive shooting makes me sick or twisted. I used to shoot competitive archery, but I bet you don't have a problem with that. Last I checked, an arrow was just as lethal as a bullet. As for being racist, that's not true either. I hate everyone the same way/amount. That might mean I'm anti-social, but it doesn't mean I'm a racist. Lastly, if by "redneck", you mean I like fast cars, fast women, and fast food, and that I'm a gun-toting constitution-defending madman, then f*ckin-a - that's what I am!

                  npclntxz.dll wrote:

                  Constitution gives the right to own slaves too what do you have to say about that sutpid redneck?

                  No it doesn't, imbecile, but thanks for playing our game today. Johnny! Tell him what he's won!

                  npclntxz.dll wrote:

                  You dont need guns made to kill people. .22mm rifles are made to cause the most injury

                  NO, I think a 357 magnum was made to cause the most injury. It'll kill a car.

                  npclntxz.dll wrote:

                  and u want it for COMPETITION?

                  Sure. Shooting at paper targets and little steel animal silhouettes is perfectly legal and loads of fun to boot. Hell, if you break into my house and I even feel just the tiniest bit threatened, I could blow your head off and still be well within my legal right to do so. This will REALLY push you over the edge - I have a concealed carry license, meaning I'm legally allowed to carry a loaded concealed handgun wherever I go. I don't do it a lot, but I do it, and ya know what? Not a single person or animal has died as a result. Just to make sure you're drooling with anger, I killed six squirrels with a pellet gun this year, so I guess that means I'm more likely to go off on someone with that pellet gun than with one of my 22 rifles. I don't want to tell you why because the reason might somehow temper your anti-gun fanaticism somewhat, and now that I have you worked up into a good head of steam, I see no reason to avoid having you sputter your drivel.

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                  Im gonna go puke now.

                  Go right ahead Sheila...

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                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    nded for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

                    YOU ARE TWISTED AND SICK, do you think u would shoot some poor oppressed person man for breaking into ur rich white house to steal food. :wtf: I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON GETS ELECTED IN 2008 AND TAKES UR GUNS AWAY and puts un in a mental hopital. :mad::mad:

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                    npclntxz.dll wrote:

                    YOU ARE TWISTED AND SICK

                    If you're going to bore me, at least bore me with something original. You've already used those names.

                    npclntxz.dll wrote:

                    do you think u would shoot some poor oppressed person man for breaking into ur rich white house to steal food.

                    No. The White House has security personnel to do that. However, I'm likely to laugh and point if someone is actually stupid enough to think they can steal food from the White House like that.

                    npclntxz.dll wrote:

                    I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON

                    I invite her to try.

                    npclntxz.dll wrote:

                    and puts un in a mental hopital

                    If they wont let me self-admit myself, how much luck do you think Hillary is gonna have?

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      nded for home defense. That would probably scare the crap out of most people. All of my guns are locked up in a gun safe that's bolted to my garage floor, except for a couple of 9mm pistols I have strategically placed around the house.)

                      YOU ARE TWISTED AND SICK, do you think u would shoot some poor oppressed person man for breaking into ur rich white house to steal food. :wtf: I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON GETS ELECTED IN 2008 AND TAKES UR GUNS AWAY and puts un in a mental hopital. :mad::mad:

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                      So you'd be ok with someone breaking into your home. What if they raped your wife? Hurt your kids? Would you do =anything= to protect them? Perhaps you think they'd stop when you start crying? You are pitiful. -- Ian

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                        ... a Henry Repeating Arms "Golden Boy" lever action .22LR. I think I might have to write it down to ensure that she he gets the right rifle. :)

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Oh no! John's going to go postal in the forums. You can be the cowboy and ... well, you know how it goes with the Indians.;P

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