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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    I'm nobodies bitch.

    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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    Demon Possessed
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    You get slapped around like one every time you come here.

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    • C CataclysmicQuantum

      Do you want to me contact your parents?

      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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      soap brain
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      What would you tell them?

      "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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        You get slapped around like one every time you come here.

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        CataclysmicQuantum
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        No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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        • C CataclysmicQuantum

          No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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          Demon Possessed
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          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

          its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

          You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            Do you want to me contact your parents?

            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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            Demon Possessed
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            Even if you were intelligent enough to find their contact info, you would probably just make them concerned that Ravel was online talking to a little creep like you.

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            • D Demon Possessed

              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

              You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.

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              CataclysmicQuantum
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              I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.

              Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                Oakman
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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                you think replying to my messages is slapping me

                Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

                Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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                • C CataclysmicQuantum

                  I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.

                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                  Demon Possessed
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                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                  I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.

                  Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

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                    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                    you think replying to my messages is slapping me

                    Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

                    Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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                    CataclysmicQuantum
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                    Oakman wrote:

                    Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

                    There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.

                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                      I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.

                      Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

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                      CataclysmicQuantum
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                      Demon Possessed wrote:

                      Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

                      I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                      • C CataclysmicQuantum

                        Oakman wrote:

                        Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

                        There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.

                        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                        soap brain
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                        Shut up.

                        "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                          Shut up.

                          "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                          Wow, clever.

                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                          • C CataclysmicQuantum

                            Demon Possessed wrote:

                            Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

                            I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                            Demon Possessed
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                            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                            I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                            It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.

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                              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                              I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                              It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.

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                              CataclysmicQuantum
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                              I'm fearless.

                              Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                Wow, clever.

                                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                soap brain
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                                Seriously, shut up.

                                "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                  I'm fearless.

                                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                  Demon Possessed
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                                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                  I'm fearless.

                                  Is telling yourself that your way of dealing with those self esteem problems you have? :laugh:

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                                    Seriously, shut up.

                                    "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                    Demon Possessed
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                                    He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.

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                                      He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.

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                                      soap brain
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                                      He doesn't see it that way. He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement. :doh:

                                      "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                        He doesn't see it that way. He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement. :doh:

                                        "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                        Demon Possessed
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                                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                        He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement.

                                        That is what he keeps telling himself, but I seriously doubt he is amused.

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                                        • D Demon Possessed

                                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                          He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement.

                                          That is what he keeps telling himself, but I seriously doubt he is amused.

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                                          soap brain
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                                          Maybe he doesn't care if people are nice to him or not, just as long as they give him attention. Aww....just like a little kid acting up in class...:rose:

                                          "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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