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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'm a dick.
No, you are this site's bitch. One has to wonder why you keep coming back here. Is this the only attention you ever get?
I'm nobodies bitch.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Oakman wrote:
When I think of all my friends and acquaintances who have been married for a long time, I can name only two couples who are still happily in love. And with the exception of those two, the dozen or so people I know well enough to call really happy are all single and planning on staying that way.
Personally I think permanent monogamy is a bit unnatural, considering our evolutionary pressures. True, we build societies to attempt to overcome those pressures (and have been for 10's of thousands of years, this isn't a recent thing) but it's always going to be there. It's why infidelity is so common. I too know a couple of guys who are well past the point you'd expect them to marry, are single, and happy to be so. They don't seem to genuinely feel like they're missing anything. I even know a couple of women who are the same way, well into their 40's.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
Patrick Sears wrote:
Personally I think permanent monogamy is a bit unnatural
I think that the rule these days in the US of A for couples is a serial more-or-less monogamy, each ending with infidelity by at least one partner, followed by a period of relative promiscuity - or a tearful re-commitment
Patrick Sears wrote:
we build societies to attempt to overcome those pressures (and have been for 10's of thousands of years, this isn't a recent thing)
Well society has pretty much defined "relationships" as families, i.e. child-bearing and -raising groupings. Sex is the glue that binds the man and woman together during the relatively unstable period before they have children. But I believe that most couples will tell you that sex becomes far less important to them, singly and together, when there are small kids to raise. Couples that choose to remain childless are an anomaly and (I believe) far more likely to split, sooner or later. Again, this is my observation based on my experience - your mileage may vary.
Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.
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I'm nobodies bitch.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
You get slapped around like one every time you come here.
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Do you want to me contact your parents?
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
What would you tell them?
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields
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You get slapped around like one every time you come here.
No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.
You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.
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Do you want to me contact your parents?
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Even if you were intelligent enough to find their contact info, you would probably just make them concerned that Ravel was online talking to a little creep like you.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.
You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.
I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you think replying to my messages is slapping me
Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.
Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.
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I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.
Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you think replying to my messages is slapping me
Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.
Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.
Oakman wrote:
Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.
There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.
Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.
Demon Possessed wrote:
Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.
I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Oakman wrote:
Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.
There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Shut up.
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields
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Shut up.
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields
Wow, clever.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Demon Possessed wrote:
Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.
I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.
It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.
It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.
I'm fearless.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Wow, clever.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Seriously, shut up.
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields
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I'm fearless.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I'm fearless.
Is telling yourself that your way of dealing with those self esteem problems you have? :laugh:
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Seriously, shut up.
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields
He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.
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He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.
He doesn't see it that way. He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement. :doh:
"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields