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Life is like a box of chocolates

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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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    Oakman
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    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

    you think replying to my messages is slapping me

    Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

    Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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    • C CataclysmicQuantum

      I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.

      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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      Demon Possessed
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      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

      I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.

      Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

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        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

        you think replying to my messages is slapping me

        Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

        Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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        CataclysmicQuantum
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        Oakman wrote:

        Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

        There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.

        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

          I'll kill you you're a f***ing piece of sh*t.

          Yeah sure you could. :laugh: The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          Demon Possessed wrote:

          Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

          I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            Oakman wrote:

            Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

            There is no wit involved with "you people". Lets see some wit nigger. I'm being vulgar as fuck, now its up to someone's nigger ass to demonstrate their wit and cleverness.

            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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            Shut up.

            "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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              Shut up.

              "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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              CataclysmicQuantum
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              Wow, clever.

              Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                Demon Possessed wrote:

                Yeah sure you could. The only person you are a danger to is yourself.

                I'll pound your head and make you eat shit. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                Demon Possessed
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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.

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                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                  I'll pound your head and make you eat sh*t. I don't care if I get deleted by the way. Chris is a bitch.

                  It would be so hilarious to watch you talk like that in person, but something tells me that quiet little Joshua couldn't work up the confidence if he wasn't safe behind his computer screen.

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                  CataclysmicQuantum
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                  I'm fearless.

                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                  • C CataclysmicQuantum

                    Wow, clever.

                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                    soap brain
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                    Seriously, shut up.

                    "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                      I'm fearless.

                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                      Demon Possessed
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                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                      I'm fearless.

                      Is telling yourself that your way of dealing with those self esteem problems you have? :laugh:

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                      • S soap brain

                        Seriously, shut up.

                        "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                        Demon Possessed
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                        He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.

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                          He is just crying out for attention. Funny how he seems to enjoy getting attention even if it is people using him for amusement.

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                          soap brain
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                          He doesn't see it that way. He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement. :doh:

                          "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                          • S soap brain

                            He doesn't see it that way. He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement. :doh:

                            "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                            Demon Possessed
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                            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                            He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement.

                            That is what he keeps telling himself, but I seriously doubt he is amused.

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                              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                              He's being funny, outrageous, original. He's using us for amusement.

                              That is what he keeps telling himself, but I seriously doubt he is amused.

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                              soap brain
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                              Maybe he doesn't care if people are nice to him or not, just as long as they give him attention. Aww....just like a little kid acting up in class...:rose:

                              "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                Seriously, shut up.

                                "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                CataclysmicQuantum
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                                Seriously fuck you.

                                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                  Seriously fuck you.

                                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                  soap brain
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                                  I didn't think I could get to you like that.

                                  "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                  • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                    K(arl) wrote:

                                    And proud of it

                                    You get less ass than Tim Craig.

                                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                    KaRl
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                                    You really got a fucking problem

                                    Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall? Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                    • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                      Do you want to me contact your parents?

                                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                      Want me to give him Ken's phone number?

                                      Believing in bullshit doesn't make it true.

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                                        leckey wrote:

                                        If you can talk to each other like adults and not be a 'have to be right all the time' person then I think that is the key.

                                        In my experience (which, admittedly, is not as long as others here) this is THE key. There's the idea that the most stable relationships are defined by how the partners argue, since disagreement and arguments are inevitable, you HAVE to be able to get through them without coming out bigger enemies on the other side. Pretty much the only way to do that is to put your ego aside and realize you don't have to be right, that the relationship is more valuable than winning some stupid argument over who said what or who put what in the kitchen sink. It's a very natural tendency, the need to be right. We all suffer from it. I think the strongest and wisest individuals are the ones who can put that aside and see past it.


                                        It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

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                                        Agreed, communication is very important, but I don't think it's the key. IMHO the key for a successful relationship is that both have to understand why they are together, the 'real' reasons: The answer is not 'we are in love', but should answer 'why we are in love'. Too often people don't love really somebody, sometimes they love the image they have of the people (they love the interface, not the object it self), or they are with somebody because 'they feel good' - the relationship then fills a void, compensates for something. Both situations will lead to complications and unhappiness, and generally the result is clearly visible with the children, Mr. CataclysmicQuantum being an example.

                                        Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                          Want me to give him Ken's phone number?

                                          Believing in bullshit doesn't make it true.

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                                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                                          Who is Ken?

                                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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