Spank The Monkey
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I managed about 1500 once. I've got a screengrab of it on my computer at home -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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benjymous wrote: I've got a screengrab Somehow, that phrase is appropos... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Somehow, that phrase is appropos... If you're gonna try and confuse us with long words, at least have the grace to spell it properly :-p -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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You had that in a text file waiting for the right time to use it, didn't you? I'll help you out with your research: Play the pink oboe I can see this thread magically moving into the soapbox.. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Nah, he wrote those right off the top of his head. John's a very talented guy!:-D Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...
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Alex Deem wrote: click here to spank the monkey I cringe even asking but where on god's green earth did that awful phrase come from? I mean you don't spank it (unless you are into the whips and leather scene) and it certainly is no monkey! So what gives? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Michael P Butler wrote: Some people fantasise about "real people", others about celebs
Ya. How can it look like a snake and a monkey at the sime time? Todd Smith
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Nah, he wrote those right off the top of his head. John's a very talented guy!:-D Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...
I've just noted he's included "shag" which doesn't mean the same as the other words -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Paul Watson wrote: I cringe even asking but where on god's green earth did that awful phrase come from? Well, I'm researching that, but while you wait, here's some additional variations on the phrase: audition the finger puppets backstroke roulette bash the candle be a virtuoso of the skin flute beat off beat the bishop beat the dummy beat the meat beat the stick beat up your date beef-stroke-it-off bleed the weed blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak bop the baloney box the Jesuit and get cockroaches boxing the bald champ buff the banana burp the baby burp the worm butter the corn choke Kojak choke the chicken choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come clamp the pipe clean your rifle climb Mount Baldy closet Frisbee come into your own cook the cream of cock corral the tadpoles couch hockey for one crank the shank crimp the wire crown the king cuff the carrot diddle do a hand job do battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love do handiwork do the janitor thing drain the monster engage in safe sex fist fuck fist your mister five knuckle shuffle flog the dog flog the dong flog the hog flog your mule fondle the fig friggit gallup the antelope genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion get a date with Slick Mittens get the German soldier marching get to know yourself give it a tug go a couple of rounds with ol' josh go on a date with Handrea and Palmela grease the pipe hack the hog have a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake have a date with Fisty Palmer have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters have a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang) have it off have sex with someone you love hitchhike to heaven hitchhike under the big top hold the sausage hostage hug the hog hump your hose jack hammer jack off jazz yourself jerk off jerkin' the Gherkin juggling the coullions meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump launching the rocket skyward lope the mule make instant pudding make the bald man puke mangle the midget manipulate the mango manual override master bacon meet Rosie Hancock milk the cow milk the lizard mount a corporal and four nerk your throbber null the void oil the glove onan's olympics pack your palm paddle the pickle paint the ceiling paint the pickle peel the banana peel som
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Nah, he wrote those right off the top of his head. John's a very talented guy!:-D Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...
Roger Wright wrote: Nah, he wrote those right off the top of his head. John's a very talented guy And he practices each and every phrase! :laugh: :omg:
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