I am such an idiot
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayBinge...purge...
only two letters away from being an asset
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayI don't think I could do it. When I was in elementary and middle school, I could eat a whole large pizza alone and still be hungry, never gained a pound. Nowadays, I can barely get down a moderately sized dinner before I feel full.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayWhen I lived in Dallas, there was a restaurant with a 5 pound burger, 4 pounds of meat and a pound of bun. If one person could eat it all, it was free. They also had a 64 oz margarita and if you drank two, the third was free. :-D
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayEnnis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up.
Just get a nice campaign manager and see how that could be a vote winner ;P Best regards, Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up.
Just get a nice campaign manager and see how that could be a vote winner ;P Best regards, Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
forget decorated war heros, accomplished diplomats, and public speakers; you ate a one pound burger! and had a picture of you hung up on the wall! that's reason to vote for you! ;P
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forget decorated war heros, accomplished diplomats, and public speakers; you ate a one pound burger! and had a picture of you hung up on the wall! that's reason to vote for you! ;P
Michael P. Scherer wrote:
that's reason to vote for you!
Yes they should! :rolleyes: I am Paul, and I have approved this slogan. ;P Best regards, Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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I don't think I could do it. When I was in elementary and middle school, I could eat a whole large pizza alone and still be hungry, never gained a pound. Nowadays, I can barely get down a moderately sized dinner before I feel full.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
Patrick S wrote:
When I was in elementary and middle school, I could eat a whole large pizza alone and still be hungry, never gained a pound. Nowadays, I can barely get down a moderately sized dinner before I feel full.
Same here. When I was a kid I could eat donuts and they wouldn't stick, but now they seem to :laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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I just got finished eating a 20 oz burger (Called the One Pounder based on the net weight after cooking) to get my Picture on the wall of a local restaurant because my nephew thought it would be cool to show all of his friends. Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up. BTW, I think I am going to be sick. Plus I am such an American I ate this monstrosity on the same day I finally got around to watching Supersize me, which was, incredibly to my republican tastes, a very fair and well made documentary.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayEnnis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Oh, well, now if I ever do get elected to Congress I know the dirty photo they will dig up.
If that is the worst they can find, trust me, they will make something up that is worse. That isn't even worth the time to dig up. No one hassled me for the 4lb-er "killer" in Tulsa Oklahoma at my work. It wasn't even on the clearance application. No, I didn't actually finish it, but I was the closest of that day, it was an easy way to get free food. Wait until a special, the guy who eats the most between 11am and 1pm on .... gets to eat for free. College students and free food. Excellent mix!