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  • M Marc Clifton

    From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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    Hang on... Architect-Marc Brunel-Clifton Suspension Bridge! Thats the link! Thats why people keep thinking you are an expert Architect!

    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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    • M Marc Clifton

      From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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      With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


      only two letters away from being an asset

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      • M Marc Clifton

        From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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        Chris Meech
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        Marc Clifton wrote:

        Sort of slithers off the tongue

        Good choice of words, you snake. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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          With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


          only two letters away from being an asset

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          Mark Nischalke wrote:

          we'll also include...

          Expert wilderness survival training from one of the leading back-woodsmen of our time!

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            With three easy payments of $19.95. But that's not all. If you order today we'll also include... (let's see where this goes :-D )


            only two letters away from being an asset

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            Douglas Troy
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            Mark Nischalke wrote:

            If you order today we'll also include...

            These World Renowned Marc Clifton Books: How to Ask Programming Questions, and Get Answers Why We Use All the Letters of the Alphabet If You Can't Stand the Flames, Don't Post That in the Lounge But that's not all! If you act quickly, you'll also receive ...


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            • C Chris Meech

              Marc Clifton wrote:

              Sort of slithers off the tongue

              Good choice of words, you snake. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]

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              Chris Losinger
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              it sounds better in the original Parseltongue

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                it sounds better in the original Parseltongue

                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                Justin Perez
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                I was going to say, maybe it's because he is the Heir of Slytherin.

                I'm going to become rich when I create a device that allows me to punch people in the face over the internet. "If an Indian asked a programming question in the forest, would it still be urgent?" - John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                  Mike Ellison
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                  Careful, Marc... this might turn into a religion... "Get your spiritual wellness from the Church of Marc" (Now we're talking the big bucks!)

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                    Malcolm Smart
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                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                    I am ali ahmad from Pakistan

                    That surprised me - you don't normally get Pakistani people asking stupid questions on CP.

                    Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                    and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                      Marc Clifton wrote:

                      Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue.

                      think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue.

                        think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                        El Corazon wrote:

                        think my boss will recognize this as a good substitute for a BS?

                        There's no good substitute for management BS.

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          MCCSA Degree

                          If you could make it spell MECCA instead you might have something.

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                          • M Marc Clifton

                            From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Marc Clifton wrote:

                            MCCSA Degree

                            So, you can have a MacSad degree?

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                            • M Marc Clifton

                              From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                              Marc Clifton wrote:

                              MCCSA

                              Must Continuously Consult Semi-Anonymously? AKA the CP noob degree>

                              Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                Christopher Duncan
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                                I know you're joking, but... :-D

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                                • M Marc Clifton

                                  From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                  I'm very proud of my BS degree from the Sam Houston Institute of Technology ... printed on TP ... :laugh:

                                  Steve

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                                  • M Marc Clifton

                                    From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                                    MCCSA Degree

                                    Add my name to your pupils list. I want to have that degree ;P

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                                    • M Marc Clifton

                                      From an email I received this morning: I am ali ahmad from Pakistan, I have taken you email id from codeproject I want to become an architect, so can you guide me a path which I can follow, can you send me the contents and materials from beginning to expert how could I follow that path. Let's see: MCCSA Degree (Marc Clifton Certified Software Architect Degree). I could a make a bundle, right? Acronym sounds good. Sort of slithers off the tongue. Marc

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                                      That's just crazy -- I mean, you can't even spell your name properly!

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                                        That's just crazy -- I mean, you can't even spell your name properly!

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                                        Marc Clifton
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                                        Thank my mother, who liked the painter Franz Marc, and liked the different spelling, and worse, gave me a hyphenated first name (joined with my father's first name) so my birth name is actually Marc-Thomas Clifton. Ever try filling out those Scantron cards at school where everything is bubbles, and you have to ask your teacher "what do I do about the hypen???" :sigh: Marc

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                                        • M Marc Clifton

                                          Thank my mother, who liked the painter Franz Marc, and liked the different spelling, and worse, gave me a hyphenated first name (joined with my father's first name) so my birth name is actually Marc-Thomas Clifton. Ever try filling out those Scantron cards at school where everything is bubbles, and you have to ask your teacher "what do I do about the hypen???" :sigh: Marc

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                                          Thank my mother, who liked the painter Franz Marc, and liked the ***wrong*** (IFYPFY) spelling,

                                          You think you've got problems? I was named after an RN boxer (my dad was an officer) whose nose looked like it came from a Franz Marc painting! And he was black, and I'm a Celtic-type redhead. Granted, the wrong spelling is the worst possible situation, but we've all got our own crosses to bear.

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