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  • E El Corazon

    Mike Hankey wrote:

    I need you to go back to 1972 and slap me in the head? (hard), to keep me from marrying my ex!

    then he needs to go to the 80's and slap me twice, one for each ex! Though he is welcome to add extra slaps for the 2nd, the first was no big deal by comparison to the 2nd!

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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    guineapig24
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    And, when you are back 'then', give me a little push out into the world. I would like the happy chance of actually doing some of the fun stuff I was accused of doing by my ex... ;P

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Do you take requests? I need you to go back to 1972 and slap me in the head? (hard), to keep me from marrying my ex! Any help would be appreciated! :) Mike

      Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]

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      peterchen
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      Business idea: I go back in time and take away everything you own, so you can find someone who loves you for what you are. If th relationship proves stable (say, ten years), you can have back what you gave.

      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
      blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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      • C Christian Graus

        Paul Watson wrote:

        and probably edited myself out of the timeline

        But if you did that, where did this message come from ?

        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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        Paul Watson
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        Good point. I must have died in the process of time travel and not managed to edit myself out. I am doomed to repeat.

        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

        Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

        At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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        • P Paul Watson

          Ah, the joys of time travel[^]. Hopefully by the time you read this I will have entered their ranks and performed my first feat of deft historical realignment. Though come to think of it, if I had been successful then I would have already come back and adjusted this message to say I had been successful which, judging by the lack of such a message, leads me to think that I wasn't successful and probably edited myself out of the timeline. Bugger.

          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

          Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

          At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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          Cross Strike
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          If only you had a DeLorean

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          • P peterchen

            Business idea: I go back in time and take away everything you own, so you can find someone who loves you for what you are. If th relationship proves stable (say, ten years), you can have back what you gave.

            We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
            blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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            Mike Hankey
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            Thanks for the offer but you know the old saying "what goes around comes around"? Well 12 years after the divorce she met with bad circumstances and I'm getting the stuff back. go figure? Appreciate the offer though! Mike

            Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]

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            • G guineapig24

              And, when you are back 'then', give me a little push out into the world. I would like the happy chance of actually doing some of the fun stuff I was accused of doing by my ex... ;P

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              El Corazon
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              guineapig24 wrote:

              I would like the happy chance of actually doing some of the fun stuff I was accused of doing by my ex...

              heck yeah! Bang me up the head with that 2x4 before I married my 2nd ex and give me the number of my lawyer... I was accused of doing to her somethings that would be nice to try!

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              • C Cross Strike

                If only you had a DeLorean

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Getting one would be a reason to go back.

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Getting one would be a reason to go back.

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                  Cross Strike
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                  The point wan't the car itself, it was a reference to 'Back to the Future'

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                  • C Cross Strike

                    The point wan't the car itself, it was a reference to 'Back to the Future'

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Yes, I know, but I want one even if it isn't a hover-capable fusion-powered time machine.

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      Do you take requests? I need you to go back to 1972 and slap me in the head? (hard), to keep me from marrying my ex! Any help would be appreciated! :) Mike

                      Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]

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                      MikMit
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                      Oh he11 ... just go back to 1978 and shoot me before I buy my first computer. Of course, if you do, this message will disappear and you will never see it so you can't go back and shoot me, in which case this message will still be here ... unless you go back and shoot me.

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        Ah, the joys of time travel[^]. Hopefully by the time you read this I will have entered their ranks and performed my first feat of deft historical realignment. Though come to think of it, if I had been successful then I would have already come back and adjusted this message to say I had been successful which, judging by the lack of such a message, leads me to think that I wasn't successful and probably edited myself out of the timeline. Bugger.

                        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                        Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                        At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                        lbothell
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                        I'm sorry, but do you still exist? Did you exist? Hello? Hello. . . :cool: That was a really funny article!!!!

                        _________________________________________________ Have a great day!!! -- L.J.

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