What if...
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...Your next career would be as a glazier working for the people your current employer rents their building from?
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
We'd have starved before then. The canteen is controlled by computers too.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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We played 'what if' at the office the other day along the lines of 'what if all of the computers failed. How could we do business?' By this we meant that the whole system was down and non-recoverable, the disaster recovery building was out of operation and, essentially, we were back to pen and paper to do business. Could we cope and survive? The answer was probably not and the reason was that there were not enough people who remembered how to run the business the old-fashioned way. Most of the staff are well under 40 and there are not enough old timers like me that recall the old ways (there were no computers when I started work!) and could run the business, albeit a little more slowly, without electronic help. In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this? Just curious.
Hmmm... this is a taxi cab company, so there'd be no "fast computer dispatch", and business would halt completely regardless of any expertise held by experienced staff. If the computers in the cabs remain operational, then the drivers could still take cash (maybe credit card, but they'd need manual forms) fares when flagged down. I think everyone would just go home; I know I would... if my car starts.
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We'd have starved before then. The canteen is controlled by computers too.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
Any sane person would've egressed via smashed windows first, hence my original comment. :rolleyes: Besides which unless your firecode was written by an exceptionally stupid class of govt bureaucrat electric locks that fail shut from the inside are illegal.
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
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Since the locks on our doors are controlled by computers...
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
Paul Watson wrote:
Since the locks on our doors are controlled by computers...
...A pair of size nines are on stand-by? :)
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We played 'what if' at the office the other day along the lines of 'what if all of the computers failed. How could we do business?' By this we meant that the whole system was down and non-recoverable, the disaster recovery building was out of operation and, essentially, we were back to pen and paper to do business. Could we cope and survive? The answer was probably not and the reason was that there were not enough people who remembered how to run the business the old-fashioned way. Most of the staff are well under 40 and there are not enough old timers like me that recall the old ways (there were no computers when I started work!) and could run the business, albeit a little more slowly, without electronic help. In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this? Just curious.
digital man wrote:
In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this?
We'd be screwed, because writing software is what we do. I don't think our clients would appreciate us just delivering an empty box and saying "if the computer worked, you'd see something really cool just about now."
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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We played 'what if' at the office the other day along the lines of 'what if all of the computers failed. How could we do business?' By this we meant that the whole system was down and non-recoverable, the disaster recovery building was out of operation and, essentially, we were back to pen and paper to do business. Could we cope and survive? The answer was probably not and the reason was that there were not enough people who remembered how to run the business the old-fashioned way. Most of the staff are well under 40 and there are not enough old timers like me that recall the old ways (there were no computers when I started work!) and could run the business, albeit a little more slowly, without electronic help. In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this? Just curious.
I'd like to think that we'd strap on armor and swords and take over the buildings around us. Maybe we can do that anyway (Note to self: discuss takeover option at next team meeting). Most likely we'd fold and we'd take a lot of our clients with us as the software we sell is not stand-alone applications, but needs to communicate with our mainframe to work.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
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digital man wrote:
In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this?
I'd be out of a job as a programmer. On the other hand, I could back into stained glass work, I could get in shape as a farm hand on the neighborhood farms and spend more time outdoors, I could spend more time reading all the books on my bookshelf... hmmmm.. yan....
Marc Clifton wrote:
I could spend more time reading all the books on my bookshelf...
Like "Introduction to WPF"? :D
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist -
We played 'what if' at the office the other day along the lines of 'what if all of the computers failed. How could we do business?' By this we meant that the whole system was down and non-recoverable, the disaster recovery building was out of operation and, essentially, we were back to pen and paper to do business. Could we cope and survive? The answer was probably not and the reason was that there were not enough people who remembered how to run the business the old-fashioned way. Most of the staff are well under 40 and there are not enough old timers like me that recall the old ways (there were no computers when I started work!) and could run the business, albeit a little more slowly, without electronic help. In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this? Just curious.
I'm a PhD student, and if the PC breaks (as it often does, poor little thing, ahhhhh I think it needs some TLC), then I get a holiday (no i'm not senselessly kicking the **** out of it for more holiday time)
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Marc Clifton wrote:
I could spend more time reading all the books on my bookshelf...
Like "Introduction to WPF"? :D
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighistpeterchen wrote:
Like "Introduction to WPF"?
I was thinking more along the lines of "Freeing the Soul from Fear" by Robert Sardello. :-D Marc
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Since we're a software publisher, I think we'd be screwed ...
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
Ditto! :doh:
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Since the locks on our doors are controlled by computers...
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
Paul Watson wrote:
Since the locks on our doors are controlled by computers...
...you have moved to Ireland or I wouldn't have believed you. Seuth Effricka doesn't have enough shiney rocks to buy computers.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We played 'what if' at the office the other day along the lines of 'what if all of the computers failed. How could we do business?' By this we meant that the whole system was down and non-recoverable, the disaster recovery building was out of operation and, essentially, we were back to pen and paper to do business. Could we cope and survive? The answer was probably not and the reason was that there were not enough people who remembered how to run the business the old-fashioned way. Most of the staff are well under 40 and there are not enough old timers like me that recall the old ways (there were no computers when I started work!) and could run the business, albeit a little more slowly, without electronic help. In that vein, how would your business fare given similar circumstances and is there a more general danger arising from this? Just curious.
I did that the whole 'what if' game (what happens if our domain server goes down) one evening...and the next morning, I came in to work to find that its PSU had bust. My mind IS that powerful :-O