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    Derek Bartram
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    It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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      It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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      Derek Bartram wrote:

      If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java

      Hence why I haven't really used it in years...

      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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        Derek Bartram wrote:

        If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java

        Hence why I haven't really used it in years...

        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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        Derek Bartram
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        Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!

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          It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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          THE HORROR!!!!!!

          John

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            THE HORROR!!!!!!

            John

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            Derek Bartram
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            Pretty shocking (and stupid!)

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              Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!

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              Paul Conrad
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              In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...

              "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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                Chris Maunder
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                ...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.

                cheers, Chris Maunder

                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                  In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...

                  "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                  Which Uni(s) you go too?

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                    ...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.

                    cheers, Chris Maunder

                    CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                    Derek Bartram
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                    I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?

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                      It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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                      CPallini
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                      You really need a good physician. :)

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                        Which Uni(s) you go too?

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        California State University, San Bernardino. For both degrees.

                        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                          You really need a good physician. :)

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                          Derek Bartram
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                          uh?

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                            uh?

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                            CPallini
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                            Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                              Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                              CPallini wrote:

                              Fanaticism is a pathology...

                              Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.

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                                CPallini wrote:

                                Fanaticism is a pathology...

                                Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.

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                                OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                  OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                  Derek Bartram
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                                  Maybe a little perhaps..... any reason?

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                                    Maybe a little perhaps..... any reason?

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                                    CPallini
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                                    Marking Java as 'The worst code I've ever seen...' IMHO is not a manifestation of equilibrium. :)

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                      It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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                                      thats mind blogging entry

                                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
                                      Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixture

                                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>

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                                        thats mind blogging entry

                                        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
                                        Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixture

                                        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>

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                                        Derek Bartram
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                                        In what way?

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                                          I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?

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                                          jchigg2000
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                                          Let's see you justify the contrary...

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