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  • D Derek Bartram

    It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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    Derek Bartram wrote:

    If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java

    Hence why I haven't really used it in years...

    "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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      Derek Bartram wrote:

      If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java

      Hence why I haven't really used it in years...

      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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      Derek Bartram
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      Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!

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      • D Derek Bartram

        It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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        THE HORROR!!!!!!

        John

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          THE HORROR!!!!!!

          John

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          Derek Bartram
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          Pretty shocking (and stupid!)

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          • D Derek Bartram

            Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!

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            Paul Conrad
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            In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...

            "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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            • D Derek Bartram

              It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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              Chris Maunder
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              ...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.

              cheers, Chris Maunder

              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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              • P Paul Conrad

                In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...

                "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                Derek Bartram
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                Which Uni(s) you go too?

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  ...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.

                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                  Derek Bartram
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                  I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?

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                  • D Derek Bartram

                    It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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                    CPallini
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                    You really need a good physician. :)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                    • D Derek Bartram

                      Which Uni(s) you go too?

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      California State University, San Bernardino. For both degrees.

                      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                      • C CPallini

                        You really need a good physician. :)

                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                        Derek Bartram
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                        uh?

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                        • D Derek Bartram

                          uh?

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                          CPallini
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                          Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                            Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                            Derek Bartram
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                            CPallini wrote:

                            Fanaticism is a pathology...

                            Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.

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                              CPallini wrote:

                              Fanaticism is a pathology...

                              Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.

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                              OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                Derek Bartram
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                                Maybe a little perhaps..... any reason?

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                                  Maybe a little perhaps..... any reason?

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                                  CPallini
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                                  Marking Java as 'The worst code I've ever seen...' IMHO is not a manifestation of equilibrium. :)

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                                  • D Derek Bartram

                                    It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.

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                                    thats mind blogging entry

                                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
                                    Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixture

                                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>

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                                      thats mind blogging entry

                                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
                                      Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixture

                                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>

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                                      Derek Bartram
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                                      In what way?

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                                      • D Derek Bartram

                                        I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?

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                                        jchigg2000
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                                        Let's see you justify the contrary...

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                                          Let's see you justify the contrary...

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                                          Derek Bartram
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                                          .net slower than java or java slower than .net.... I can justify java slower than .net with about 10 minutes of coding (and 30mins of java tools downloads). Please don't ask me too though, really don't want the hassel of downloading java stuff.

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