The worst code i've ever seen....
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Derek Bartram wrote:
If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java
Hence why I haven't really used it in years...
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!
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It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.
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Pretty shocking (and stupid!)
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Amen to that! Sadly Birmingham Uni still insists on teaching it though!?!
In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
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It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.
...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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In both my Bachelor's and Master's programs, we were forced to use it...
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
Which Uni(s) you go too?
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...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?
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It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.
You really need a good physician. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke -
Which Uni(s) you go too?
California State University, San Bernardino. For both degrees.
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
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You really need a good physician. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarkeuh?
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uh?
Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke -
Fanaticism is a pathology... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain ClarkeCPallini wrote:
Fanaticism is a pathology...
Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.
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CPallini wrote:
Fanaticism is a pathology...
Fanaticism is an emotion of being filled with excessive, uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby.
OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke -
OK. What about you? Don't you feel a bit fanatic?
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain ClarkeMaybe a little perhaps..... any reason?
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Maybe a little perhaps..... any reason?
Marking
Javaas 'The worst code I've ever seen...' IMHO is not a manifestation of equilibrium. :)If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke -
It's slow... it chews memory like a beast.... it boosts productivity like a monkey eating a dog......... http://www.java.com/en/[^]... If you want your application to be slow and not very good, use Java.
thats mind blogging entry
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixturecheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>
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thats mind blogging entry
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixturecheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You/codeProject$$>
In what way?
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I'd like to see any of them justify it though... Ps. Nice website it's very useful, any chance of a button that when clicked stops articles being edited (or just making articles user editable once they have been edited)?
Let's see you justify the contrary...
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Let's see you justify the contrary...
.net slower than java or java slower than .net.... I can justify java slower than .net with about 10 minutes of coding (and 30mins of java tools downloads). Please don't ask me too though, really don't want the hassel of downloading java stuff.
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...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
...and all the java crowd say the same thing about .NET. Move on, nothing to see
But of course, they are wrong and we are right. Why? Well, because we are, well.... us.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.