Eating contest - the results
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Josh Gray wrote:
My only plan so far is to attempt to make him laugh as much as possible & break wind at every opportunity
So I guess you didnt follow this plan? Or were you planning for the wind to come later lol
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
So I guess you didnt follow this plan? Or were you planning for the wind to come later lol
I couldnt russle up a fart at the time. Its been a different matter since though. I did manage two more than my big talking collegue which will make for some good teasing over the comming weeks.
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
So I guess you didnt follow this plan? Or were you planning for the wind to come later lol
I couldnt russle up a fart at the time. Its been a different matter since though. I did manage two more than my big talking collegue which will make for some good teasing over the comming weeks.
Josh Gray wrote:
I couldnt russle up a fart at the time
Josh Gray wrote:
I did manage two more than my big talking collegue
Are we still talking about the farts, or are we back to the doughnuts?
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Josh Gray wrote:
I couldnt russle up a fart at the time
Josh Gray wrote:
I did manage two more than my big talking collegue
Are we still talking about the farts, or are we back to the doughnuts?
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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See this post[^] We had a last minute entry from a Dutch workmate and he took out the prize with 11 donuts in 5 mins. I managed 7 and am suffering a bit of a sugar rush and my guts dont feel so great.
so how did you do it? did you dunk? eat dry? chew less and swallow more? how did the dutch guy win? :) I still remember the pizza eating contest, I was ill for a day and a half. The sugar rush will pass, and you will collapse from the sugar plummet... make sure and have some protein so the sugar crash doesn't hit you too hard. :)
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
Are we still talking about the farts, or are we back to the doughnuts?
:) the doughnuts, 7 for me, 5 for him and a big 11 for the Dutch man.
Where abouts in Aus are you? Tell the Dutch guy that I will chalenge him :-D lol
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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so how did you do it? did you dunk? eat dry? chew less and swallow more? how did the dutch guy win? :) I still remember the pizza eating contest, I was ill for a day and a half. The sugar rush will pass, and you will collapse from the sugar plummet... make sure and have some protein so the sugar crash doesn't hit you too hard. :)
El Corazon wrote:
so how did you do it? did you dunk? eat dry? chew less and swallow more? how did the dutch guy win?
Just slow, steady and consistent. I worked out that 12 of them in 5 mins was one every 25 seconds. I tried to pace myself and eat them in 20 seconds to give me 5 secods to recover between.
El Corazon wrote:
how did the dutch guy win?
Well he's about 7' tall and as I found out later he gave up smoking last week and has had a huge appetite since. I've been drinking lots of water in an attempt tio flush it out and I still cant get the sticky feeling from my lips. All in all it was great fun and no ones died or was sick
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El Corazon wrote:
so how did you do it? did you dunk? eat dry? chew less and swallow more? how did the dutch guy win?
Just slow, steady and consistent. I worked out that 12 of them in 5 mins was one every 25 seconds. I tried to pace myself and eat them in 20 seconds to give me 5 secods to recover between.
El Corazon wrote:
how did the dutch guy win?
Well he's about 7' tall and as I found out later he gave up smoking last week and has had a huge appetite since. I've been drinking lots of water in an attempt tio flush it out and I still cant get the sticky feeling from my lips. All in all it was great fun and no ones died or was sick
Josh Gray wrote:
All in all it was great fun and no ones died or was sick
Did you check the people around you after you farted? Sorry.. I just find farting funny lately
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Josh Gray wrote:
Yeah but no one told me about the wind!
You're not lactose intolerant by any chance, are you? Marc
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Josh Gray wrote:
Yeah but no one told me about the wind!
You're not lactose intolerant by any chance, are you? Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
You're not lactose intolerant by any chance, are you?
I dont think so. I decided to prepair myself by eating a massive dinner last night, it would have been a good idea but we had very spicy Thai and I think thats the cause of the wind :)
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Josh Gray wrote:
All in all it was great fun and no ones died or was sick
Did you check the people around you after you farted? Sorry.. I just find farting funny lately
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
I just find farting funny lately
Only lately? Its been a life long thing for me, probably the result of having an English father :)
Well im still only a teenager so I am allowed :-D
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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See this post[^] We had a last minute entry from a Dutch workmate and he took out the prize with 11 donuts in 5 mins. I managed 7 and am suffering a bit of a sugar rush and my guts dont feel so great.
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Well im still only a teenager so I am allowed :-D
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Steve Mayfield wrote:
calorie damage
Traditionally (i.e. throughout human history) calories have been known to be a good thing. :)
"The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying." - David Ogilvy
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Josh Gray wrote:
All in all it was great fun and no ones died or was sick
Did you check the people around you after you farted? Sorry.. I just find farting funny lately
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
Thunderbox666 wrote:
Sorry.. I just find farting funny lately
Would that have anything to do with your username...?
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See this post[^] We had a last minute entry from a Dutch workmate and he took out the prize with 11 donuts in 5 mins. I managed 7 and am suffering a bit of a sugar rush and my guts dont feel so great.
how many takers did you get on the spectator fee of $10?
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
Sorry.. I just find farting funny lately
Would that have anything to do with your username...?
Sunrise Wallpaper Project | The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader
No actually my username came from school holidays boredom
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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"Well im still only a teenager so I am allowed" AAAannnnnddd...you think that changes as you get older? :laugh: :laugh:
i did... however I am starting to get the impression that older people are just better at hiding it lol
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Steve Mayfield wrote:
calorie damage
Traditionally (i.e. throughout human history) calories have been known to be a good thing. :)
"The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying." - David Ogilvy
buty only when taken in moderation ;)
Steve