The social life of a resutraunt worker.
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When I was a young 13 year old I was learning C. You stumbled on this soapbox and now you are corrupted for life. Steve Wilkos would have some sturn words for your parents.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
I don't even know who that is. And what would he say, huh?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I don't even know who that is. And what would he say, huh?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Umm, OK. Assuming that he agrees with you that my mum and dad did a terrible job of raising me.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Umm, OK. Assuming that he agrees with you that my mum and dad did a terrible job of raising me.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Its a good show, sometimes I wish I was him and I had a CP member up on stage. You should watch an episode, I'm sure you can find it on youtube.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Oakman wrote:
We'll need a little while to consider an answer before getting back to you
No guarantees there :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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People call me, sometimes they ask me stupid questions like "Whats this thing down here that keeps popping up?". "Ok now how do I get online?".
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
People call me, sometimes they ask me stupid questions like "Whats this thing down here that keeps popping up?". "Ok now how do I get online?".
That is why I only do software development with my business these days. Got really sick of those stupid questions. Now, it is "what doesn't the program do this or that?", when asking for functionality that was not in the specifications requirements...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a
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Tim Craig wrote:
CataclysmicQuantum wrote: she is funny in the head An absolute requirement to like you.
My God I'm doomed. All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way. Bummer, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare for craziness. God prepares my mind with psychedelics.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.
Let me give you a lesson that took me a long time to learn: All the girls that have ever liked me have been are funny in some way. And I don't mean "humorous." Marc
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.
Let me give you a lesson that took me a long time to learn: All the girls that have ever liked me have been are funny in some way. And I don't mean "humorous." Marc
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What sort of food does the place you work in do?
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
Everything from breakfast to lunch to dinner.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.
Let me give you a lesson that took me a long time to learn: All the girls that have ever liked me have been are funny in some way. And I don't mean "humorous." Marc
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Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you must make them think you know what you are doing
To make burgers ?
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
establish a friendly aquantanship
I guess a good education is also vital to getting into this industry ?
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome.
Man, this is SO making my day....
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
my safe fortrous
*sigh* So, you're practicing an article you're writing for a CP equivelant site called 'www.minimumwage.com' ???
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you must make them think you know what you are doing
Alternatively, but purely as suggestion: Learn and understand what you ddo, so that maybe you end up actually knowing what you do.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little
Of course, you could just be good at what you do. I've worked at places like this: high employee burn rate, and a few long term folks that look like they couldn't get a job elsewhere. But that seems to be the core of 24/7 culture.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the f*** up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking
Funny, recently on maturenymphosjobadvise.com I read that: "..and there's these funny smart aleck boys, think everyone is hot for them, but wouldn't last me a minute. We have one that looks like he'd clock in at 30 seconds, really annoying. I tell him to shut the fuck up when he isn't even talking. Always creeps him out!"
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high employee burn rate, and a few long term folks that look like they couldn't get a job elsewhere
Some truth here, but if you stick with it you can make some decent money. My youngest son started working at a hamburger joint at an age younger than the law allows, but it was in a small rural town in East Texas. He ultimately dropped out of high school but stuck with the restaurant business and wound up managing several different "stores", an El Chico a Pizza Hut and I think a Chili's - all without a high school diploma. His income topped out at $120k US but he eventually left the industry for a different one. Hard work, hustle and an honest approach to work and you can be successful in almost any endeavor.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
you must make them think you know what you are doing
To make burgers ?
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
establish a friendly aquantanship
I guess a good education is also vital to getting into this industry ?
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome.
Man, this is SO making my day....
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
my safe fortrous
*sigh* So, you're practicing an article you're writing for a CP equivelant site called 'www.minimumwage.com' ???
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
To make burgers ?
Lets get one thing strait. It is not an easy job any high school punk can do. It takes skill to cook several orders at once, read cryptic handwriting on tickets, cook eggs and omelets, and be fast.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Christian Graus wrote:
To make burgers ?
Lets get one thing strait. It is not an easy job any high school punk can do. It takes skill to cook several orders at once, read cryptic handwriting on tickets, cook eggs and omelets, and be fast.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Oh, I'm sure there is a skill that is developed there. If not a particularly challenging or intellectual one.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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Oh, I'm sure there is a skill that is developed there. If not a particularly challenging or intellectual one.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Fuck you.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Of course I belong here, do you think I am lounge material? Tou on the other hand are misguided, you shouldn't be here in this snake pit, you are only 13.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Fuck you.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Ravel has proven over time to be smarter than you; I think I speak for many when I say we would rather read his posts than yours.
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I would like rock you into orgasmville. ;)
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Could you at least TRY to come up with some witty response if you want to have an online fight?
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I'm tired of him trying to insult me. I don't want to waste my time coming up with some witty response.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.