Code Project offenders beware

CataclysmicQuantum

The Developer wrote:

This is the most stupid thing to write is the list and the one who wrote it is a big and super idiot [Mad]

But think of all the fun you can have with her. She has ADHD so you can toss her a sparkly ball and she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

realJSOP

It's "que?" I really enjoyed that series. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

leckey 0

I think it's because the "Developer" is so clueless he's completely harmless. With John you can have an actual discussion. I love how the Developer keeps saying how everyone hates me yet all his posts are grey. He is a complete moron. I can't wait to blog again tonight!

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realJSOP

No, we say "you're an illiterate f*cktard", and you say "potato".

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

leckey 0

You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side. :-D

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leckey 0

Nah, the house just gets messier and messier! Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

CataclysmicQuantum

Gosh, we are all so scared of you. :rolleyes:

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

CataclysmicQuantum

He said he was offended, you have to delete your list and make a public apology.

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

leckey 0

CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

ADHD

I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

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leckey 0

That implies he can make a straight line. Very doubtful.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

CataclysmicQuantum

leckey wrote:

I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

Thats because you are taking amphetimines, however it could be that you are just trying to get your fix by manipulating the doctors. I think you are lying and you do run after sparkly balls while giggling uncontrollbly. While you are running after it and giggling you kind of stomp as you run so you jiggle all over. :laugh:

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

CPallini

leckey wrote:

Nah, the house just gets messier and messier!

Like ours: programming conflicts with clean houses.

leckey wrote:

Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

I should tell it to my wife, since I'm expected to do a bit more. :-D

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

leckey 0

His main chores are trash/dishwasher. It's nice though when he sweeps the kitchen or starts a load of laundry.

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Paul Watson

It's whatever I bloody want it to be... kapish?

regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

CPallini

I tought the same, then I felt like being idiot, but I didn't know of what of the lists. :-D

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

CPallini

Oh, technology: mine is washing dishes manually. :)

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

Brady Kelly

The Developer wrote:

there are lots of CP members that thinks she is idiot.

I can't wait to find out who.

Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

El Corazon

leckey wrote:

You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side.

does that work for any accent? I hate it when women do that, leaves me completely defenseless....

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

El Corazon

uh oh... now he went and done it! Lecky is mild compared to John Simmons! by comparison she is well... a lady.

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

leckey 0

No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid. But every girl is different--which is what makes it difficult to figure us out I guess.

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