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  • C Colin Angus Mackay

    I'm sure I've said this before, but I'll say it again: I sure hope I never end up on the wrong side of you! Wow! :-D

    Upcoming FREE developer events: * Developer Day Scotland Recent blog posts: * Introduction to LINQ to XML (Part 1) - (Part 2) My website | Blog

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    leckey 0
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    You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side. :-D

    CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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      Oh, I cannot (conflict of interests?), maybe you! :-D Anyway I think her task is becoming harder and harder (and that implies her husband will have more and more cleaning to perform :-D ). :)

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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      Nah, the house just gets messier and messier! Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

      CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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        I have been trying to keep my flaming to my website, since someone brought it up I might be lighting a few fires in this thread. I will try to keep it within this thread only. So for those who think I'm mean and don't want to hear my comments, walk away now. :)

        CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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        CataclysmicQuantum
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        Gosh, we are all so scared of you. :rolleyes:

        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          That's why I had the 'note to all' because I know some don't like this kind of thing. That's why I try to keep in my blog. Someone commented on it and my Pet Project decided to get in on the conversation. Had he stayed out of it, it would have died long ago.

          CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          He said he was offended, you have to delete your list and make a public apology.

          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            The Developer wrote:

            This is the most stupid thing to write is the list and the one who wrote it is a big and super idiot [Mad]

            But think of all the fun you can have with her. She has ADHD so you can toss her a sparkly ball and she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            ADHD

            I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

            CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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            • D Dan Neely

              leckey wrote:

              The "Developer" just keeps digging his hole ever so deeper.

              Maybe he just wants to see what the weather in Panama looks like. :laugh:

              You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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              That implies he can make a straight line. Very doubtful.

              CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                ADHD

                I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

                CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                leckey wrote:

                I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

                Thats because you are taking amphetimines, however it could be that you are just trying to get your fix by manipulating the doctors. I think you are lying and you do run after sparkly balls while giggling uncontrollbly. While you are running after it and giggling you kind of stomp as you run so you jiggle all over. :laugh:

                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                  Nah, the house just gets messier and messier! Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

                  CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                  leckey wrote:

                  Nah, the house just gets messier and messier!

                  Like ours: programming conflicts with clean houses.

                  leckey wrote:

                  Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

                  I should tell it to my wife, since I'm expected to do a bit more. :-D

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    leckey wrote:

                    Nah, the house just gets messier and messier!

                    Like ours: programming conflicts with clean houses.

                    leckey wrote:

                    Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

                    I should tell it to my wife, since I'm expected to do a bit more. :-D

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

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                    His main chores are trash/dishwasher. It's nice though when he sweeps the kitchen or starts a load of laundry.

                    CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      It's "que?" I really enjoyed that series. :)

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      It's whatever I bloody want it to be... kapish?

                      regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

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                      At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                      • E El Corazon

                        t7bros wrote:

                        I feel honored to be in the company of someone like leckey. I'd like to thank the Academy, etc.

                        same here.... given a double negative is a positive... being an idiot on the #1 idiot's list of idiots would make leckey a genius. I wouldn't mind being on that list either! :)

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                        CPallini
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                        I tought the same, then I felt like being idiot, but I didn't know of what of the lists. :-D

                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                          His main chores are trash/dishwasher. It's nice though when he sweeps the kitchen or starts a load of laundry.

                          CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                          CPallini
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                          Oh, technology: mine is washing dishes manually. :)

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

                          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                          • L Lost User

                            you madam is the idiot and more, you madam are more idiot than leckey.:laugh: and if she got your respect taht doesn't mean that she got others respect how could you know . and for your awn information there are lots of CP members that thinks she is idiot.

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                            The Developer wrote:

                            there are lots of CP members that thinks she is idiot.

                            I can't wait to find out who.

                            Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

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                              You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side. :-D

                              CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              El Corazon
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                              leckey wrote:

                              You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side.

                              does that work for any accent? I hate it when women do that, leaves me completely defenseless....

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                leckey wrote:

                                You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side.

                                does that work for any accent? I hate it when women do that, leaves me completely defenseless....

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid. But every girl is different--which is what makes it difficult to figure us out I guess.

                                CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  No, we say "you're an illiterate f*cktard", and you say "potato".

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  El Corazon
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                                  uh oh... now he went and done it! Lecky is mild compared to John Simmons! by comparison she is well... a lady.

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                    uh oh... now he went and done it! Lecky is mild compared to John Simmons! by comparison she is well... a lady.

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                    No, I just don't want to lose respect points. I once made a bartender drop his jaw and he gave me free drinks the rest of the night. A guy was hitting on me and I made a comment that was very unladylike.

                                    CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                    • T t7bros

                                      Must.Stay.Kid.Sister.Friendly.....

                                      Have faith in yourself; amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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                                      t7bros wrote:

                                      Must.Stay.Kid.Sister.Friendly.....

                                      I thought the same with a skirt reference above... but I would have gotten "the look". ;)

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                      • B Brady Kelly

                                        The Developer wrote:

                                        there are lots of CP members that thinks she is idiot.

                                        I can't wait to find out who.

                                        Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

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                                        They are all in his mind. And if they made the list, like I care?

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                                        • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                          The Developer wrote:

                                          This is the most stupid thing to write is the list and the one who wrote it is a big and super idiot [Mad]

                                          But think of all the fun you can have with her. She has ADHD so you can toss her a sparkly ball and she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

                                          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                          El Corazon
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                                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                          she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

                                          I thought that was you with some cough syrup....

                                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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