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Oh, technology: mine is washing dishes manually. :)

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Brady Kelly

The Developer wrote:

there are lots of CP members that thinks she is idiot.

I can't wait to find out who.

Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

El Corazon

leckey wrote:

You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side.

does that work for any accent? I hate it when women do that, leaves me completely defenseless....

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

leckey 0

No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid. But every girl is different--which is what makes it difficult to figure us out I guess.

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El Corazon

uh oh... now he went and done it! Lecky is mild compared to John Simmons! by comparison she is well... a lady.

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

leckey 0

No, I just don't want to lose respect points. I once made a bartender drop his jaw and he gave me free drinks the rest of the night. A guy was hitting on me and I made a comment that was very unladylike.

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El Corazon

t7bros wrote:

Must.Stay.Kid.Sister.Friendly.....

I thought the same with a skirt reference above... but I would have gotten "the look". ;)

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

leckey 0

They are all in his mind. And if they made the list, like I care?

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El Corazon

CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

I thought that was you with some cough syrup....

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

CataclysmicQuantum

El Corazon wrote:

I thought that was you with some cough syrup....

I become a synthetic machine.

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

El Corazon

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

El Corazon

dan neely wrote:

Y M C A!

4 ;P ;P ;P

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

Gary Wheeler

Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

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leckey 0

Not so much. Some people find the southern accent quaint, but my mom grew up in Georgia, then moved north. She lost her accent except when she yelled at the kids. Then we didn't know if to be scared or laugh.

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El Corazon

Gary Wheeler wrote:

Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

realJSOP

leckey wrote:

No, I just don't want to lose respect points.

I'm not sure where my respect points stand. On the one hand, I get points for being brutally honest , but on the other hand, I lose points for - being brutally honest. I think I'm establishing some sort of weird equilibrium that kinda helps balance the universe. :)

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leckey 0

I know how you feel; I took my crankiness out of CP to my blog which you can read/not read, I do not care. However, one person brought it up, no problem. Now Nish starts a thread that basically flames me about flaming someone--someone whom I said I would review the posts b/c it looks like it may have been a misunderstanding. But no.

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Dan Neely

A strait line would've put him somewhere south of the equator.

You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

Lost User

El Corazon wrote:

but I would have gotten "the look".

The voice of experience?

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Aw! Allow me to proffer you a habanero... ;) Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth. That said, although the other one (a Numex Twliight) produced a handful of fruit a couple of weeks ago it currently has virtually no leaves on it at the moment. That's not good - and the opposite of what we expected earlier this year when it seemed to be doing OK and the Thai Sun was struggling. I've heard chilli plants are tricky to get through the winter, though so I shouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

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