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  • G Gary Wheeler

    Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    El Corazon
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    Gary Wheeler wrote:

    Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

    I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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      No, I just don't want to lose respect points. I once made a bartender drop his jaw and he gave me free drinks the rest of the night. A guy was hitting on me and I made a comment that was very unladylike.

      CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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      leckey wrote:

      No, I just don't want to lose respect points.

      I'm not sure where my respect points stand. On the one hand, I get points for being brutally honest , but on the other hand, I lose points for - being brutally honest. I think I'm establishing some sort of weird equilibrium that kinda helps balance the universe. :)

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        leckey wrote:

        No, I just don't want to lose respect points.

        I'm not sure where my respect points stand. On the one hand, I get points for being brutally honest , but on the other hand, I lose points for - being brutally honest. I think I'm establishing some sort of weird equilibrium that kinda helps balance the universe. :)

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        leckey 0
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        I know how you feel; I took my crankiness out of CP to my blog which you can read/not read, I do not care. However, one person brought it up, no problem. Now Nish starts a thread that basically flames me about flaming someone--someone whom I said I would review the posts b/c it looks like it may have been a misunderstanding. But no.

        CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          That implies he can make a straight line. Very doubtful.

          CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          A strait line would've put him somewhere south of the equator.

          You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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            t7bros wrote:

            Must.Stay.Kid.Sister.Friendly.....

            I thought the same with a skirt reference above... but I would have gotten "the look". ;)

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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            El Corazon wrote:

            but I would have gotten "the look".

            The voice of experience?

            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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              I have been trying to keep my flaming to my website, since someone brought it up I might be lighting a few fires in this thread. I will try to keep it within this thread only. So for those who think I'm mean and don't want to hear my comments, walk away now. :)

              CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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              *Elaine sends out for popcorn* :-D

              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

                dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                Aw! Allow me to proffer you a habanero... ;) Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth. That said, although the other one (a Numex Twliight) produced a handful of fruit a couple of weeks ago it currently has virtually no leaves on it at the moment. That's not good - and the opposite of what we expected earlier this year when it seemed to be doing OK and the Thai Sun was struggling. I've heard chilli plants are tricky to get through the winter, though so I shouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

                Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                  *Elaine sends out for popcorn* :-D

                  Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  leckey 0
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                  Well you have plenty of chilies to add to it! :-D

                  CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    El Corazon wrote:

                    but I would have gotten "the look".

                    The voice of experience?

                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                    El Corazon
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                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    The voice of experience?

                    I'd take leckey any day of the week over my ex. At least Leckey you only get it if you really deserve it. :) okay, sometimes I do actually really deserve it, but you can only loose your soul so many times. ;)

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                      Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                      Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

                      dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                      Dan Neely
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                      If it'll help I'm going to be visiting an out of town friend over a long weekend in about a month. The menu for arrival on Friday is his competition grade WMD chili. I think the timing's a bit of a mistake since we're not leaving till sunday night/monday morning. Two years ago he made a weaker version (couldn't find his hottest peppers in the freezer) the last full day we were there. It didn't pass until the middle of the drive home. IIRC the quickymart I stopped at (couldn't find a mcdogfoods) ended up being condemned a few weeks later. :doh: OTOH maybe he's trying to gas some of his wifes 2 dozenish cats. :omg:

                      You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                        Well you have plenty of chilies to add to it! :-D

                        CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                        Dan Neely
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                        you know I don't think I've ever had chili flavored popcorn before. I guess I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. :D

                        You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                          Aw! Allow me to proffer you a habanero... ;) Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth. That said, although the other one (a Numex Twliight) produced a handful of fruit a couple of weeks ago it currently has virtually no leaves on it at the moment. That's not good - and the opposite of what we expected earlier this year when it seemed to be doing OK and the Thai Sun was struggling. I've heard chilli plants are tricky to get through the winter, though so I shouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes:

                          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                          Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth.

                          okay... now you done it worse!! where is that IP address to GPS location satelite? adjust receiver angle.... trace... trace... trace.... I'll be right over. ;P

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                            Not so much. Some people find the southern accent quaint, but my mom grew up in Georgia, then moved north. She lost her accent except when she yelled at the kids. Then we didn't know if to be scared or laugh.

                            CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                            Richard Jones
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                            How about us Canucks, eh? :-D

                            "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                              dan neely wrote:

                              Y M C A!

                              4 ;P ;P ;P

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                              4100

                              You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                              • B Brady Kelly

                                You, Sir or Madam, are the idiot.  How can you just jump in and call someone respected here an idiot and expect any kind of recognition, except disdain, for your assertions?

                                Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

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                                Miszou
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                                Brady Kelly wrote:

                                How can you just jump in and call someone respected here an idiot

                                Well IMHO, by keeping that ridiculous list, she's rapidly losing any respect from me that she might once have had.

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                                • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                  You don't realize how many toes you're stepping on do you? Brady is a great guy, Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way because she earned it and what's more she's not afraid to give you (or anyone) a piece of her mind. Tuck your tail between your legs and go home OR try to be a man, shape up your act and try to earn a place in the community.

                                  "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                                  Miszou
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                                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                  Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way

                                  Smart maybe, but she lost all my respect when she started that ridiculous list.

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                                    4100

                                    You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                                    dan neely wrote:

                                    4100

                                    204! [preparing Nixon immitation]

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                      Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way

                                      Smart maybe, but she lost all my respect when she started that ridiculous list.

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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                      I don't like the list either and I don't think my post suggested that I did :confused:

                                      "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                                        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                                        Slightly OT, but one of our two chilli plants (a Thai Sun) looks like it's about to burst into fruit for the summer at the moment - there's lots of new growth.

                                        okay... now you done it worse!! where is that IP address to GPS location satelite? adjust receiver angle.... trace... trace... trace.... I'll be right over. ;P

                                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                        Hehe. I'll save you the trouble - We're in here somewhere[^] :) I'll throw another beer on the barbie, shall I? ;)

                                        Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                                          you know I don't think I've ever had chili flavored popcorn before. I guess I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. :D

                                          You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                                          leckey 0
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                                          It's also good to roast ears of corn on the grill, and rub chili butter afterwards.

                                          CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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