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The really sad part is that these labels were created because of a lawsuit brought by someone who actually did these things! "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Roger Wright wrote: actually did these things! I hope not... I don't know which is worse, that some one tried to use a toilet brush as a tooth brush, or that they admited it (by filling a law suit). If I ever did something stupid enough to warrant a warning label, I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
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Roger Wright wrote: actually did these things! I hope not... I don't know which is worse, that some one tried to use a toilet brush as a tooth brush, or that they admited it (by filling a law suit). If I ever did something stupid enough to warrant a warning label, I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
It's true. I remember reading about the stroller one. I've also heard of people who fold up their cribs with their infants in it. Jared jparsons@jparsons.org www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte477n
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Youre gonna laugh your but off. http://channels.netscape.com/ns/homerealestate/package/homenews.jsp
My sleeping tablets have "May cause drowsiness" on the box. Probably a requirement, even though it's obivous. Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
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My sleeping tablets have "May cause drowsiness" on the box. Probably a requirement, even though it's obivous. Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: My sleeping tablets have "May cause drowsiness" on the box Maybe they are covering themselves incase the product doesn't work. "Hey we only said that it 'May cause drowsiness', not that it definitely would."
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My sleeping tablets have "May cause drowsiness" on the box. Probably a requirement, even though it's obivous. Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
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On a toilet brush: "Do not use orally." Shouldn't that be "For use in toilet bowls only." It hurts just thinking of the other possibilities :omg:
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
Arthur-Anderson, proud sponsor of the Corporate Make A Wish Foundation.Bruce Duncan wrote: "For use in toilet bowls only." Some evolutionally challenged person might come up with the idea to a) put head into toilet bowl b) put brush into head. "Because it said "use only in toilet bowl!" This person winning a lawsuit could convince me the evolutionists are all wrong.
You don't need to sleep to see a nightmare Anne Clark [sighist]
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Roger Wright wrote: actually did these things! I hope not... I don't know which is worse, that some one tried to use a toilet brush as a tooth brush, or that they admited it (by filling a law suit). If I ever did something stupid enough to warrant a warning label, I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
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Youre gonna laugh your but off. http://channels.netscape.com/ns/homerealestate/package/homenews.jsp
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Best one I read : On a swedish chainsaw : "Do not use genitals to stop blade"
CPUA 0x5041 Sonork 100.11743 Chicken Little My pet, My pet stick Nicer than a twig Cooler than a rock. (Microsoft ad) Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Youre gonna laugh your but off. http://channels.netscape.com/ns/homerealestate/package/homenews.jsp
On a child-sized Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly Yeah I have actually seen this one. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I am sick of fighting with Martin, I think I will ignore his posts from here on in, and spend the time working on articles instead. Christian Graus