Some Innocent Humor (Work friendly)
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I.
This is no Nobel Prize for mathematics bird brain.
John Carson
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John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I.
This is no Nobel Prize for mathematics bird brain.
John Carson
Which is exactly why you've never heard about it, I guess. ;P
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It hurts your naive little brain, but what I said was deeply thoughtful. There are a ton of variables I need to emulate the universe in my head. Its something you can't do thats why you don't understand.
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Trollslayer wrote:
That isn't humour - it is hate.
Grow up, get a life, get real ... or go bother people who care about your prissy leftish "conscience."
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Where is this any worse than Irish jokes or Essex girl jokes or some of the bile filled anti-semitic jokes that go round? I realise muslims have a hard time laughing at themselves but that doesn't mean that we can't laugh at them. Besides, get a life: who died and made you god?
digital man wrote:
we can't laugh at them.
but you are not willing to give same liberty to those who have fun of holocaust drama and antisemite thing. You missed the point son or you ain't willing to accept (the reality).
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Well Muslims mathematicians had invented something[^]when you guys were living in dark ages. What's the worth of such prize which could be nominated to war mongers as well?[^]
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digital man wrote:
we can't laugh at them.
but you are not willing to give same liberty to those who have fun of holocaust drama and antisemite thing. You missed the point son or you ain't willing to accept (the reality).
Not at all: there is a difference between saying: kill all jews and jews are horrid, etc and saying "How many jews does it take to fix a lightbulb?" answer: "None, they pay someone else to do it." Okay, maybe not very funny but you get the point?
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
Interesting... If Adnan posted this kind of stuff about Jewish people it would be reported as abuse. Where are the "report abuse" people now? The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah...".
Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
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Interesting... If Adnan posted this kind of stuff about Jewish people it would be reported as abuse. Where are the "report abuse" people now? The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah...".
Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
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Interesting... If Adnan posted this kind of stuff about Jewish people it would be reported as abuse. Where are the "report abuse" people now? The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah...".
Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
Diego Moita wrote:
The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah..."
and then these guys get mad if God inform us via Quran that Jews can't be friends with Muslims. These guys never tried to "refute" _MUSLIMS God_ at all.
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Diego Moita wrote:
The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah..."
and then these guys get mad if God inform us via Quran that Jews can't be friends with Muslims. These guys never tried to "refute" _MUSLIMS God_ at all.
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves
Rubbish. Muslims don't have a monopoly on cleaning their behinds with water.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Interesting... If Adnan posted this kind of stuff about Jewish people it would be reported as abuse. Where are the "report abuse" people now? The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah...".
Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
I wanted to reply exactly this to Merrens, but I thought what's the bloody point.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
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John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Well Muslims mathematicians had invented something[^]when you guys were living in dark ages. What's the worth of such prize which could be nominated to war mongers as well?[^]
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I wanted to reply exactly this to Merrens, but I thought what's the bloody point.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
See my previous post viz-a-viz the difference between jokes and outright racism: there is a difference. Besides, I've never reported anyone for anti-semtic abuse and never will and ecratinyl wouldn't report anyone for telling a jewish joke unless it wasn't funny: I just tell em what dicks they are just as Adnann and his chums are free to do with me. You all need to get a sense of humour and a sense of proportion.
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John C. Smith wrote:
Its all natural and ecosystem friendly.
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax :)
ROTFL - only 10% Yoghurt in the US is just a milky pudding.
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Not at all: there is a difference between saying: kill all jews and jews are horrid, etc and saying "How many jews does it take to fix a lightbulb?" answer: "None, they pay someone else to do it." Okay, maybe not very funny but you get the point?
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Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
and then these guys get mad if God inform us via Quran that Jews can't be friends with Muslims
You want to provide that quote? I'd really like to report you, too. :laugh:
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like you reported about entire BIBLE and declared it abuse for the society who later invented thing liek Secularism and Sepration of State and Church?
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like you reported about entire BIBLE and declared it abuse for the society who later invented thing liek Secularism and Sepration of State and Church?