How to appear busy while not doing anything?
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"
just do something, that'll do the trick! ;P
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"
Code in VB.
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Not easy but I've had lots of practice :) . I spent 3 months waiting to quit my last job and not being given any work to do. I learned more about the bizzare history and colourful personalities of alternative enegy than any sensible person would want to know. I also wrote a vast and pointless class library, noted down dozens of really good idea for software projects I could be working on if I wasn't busily wasting time and listened to my colleague making disgusting noises by sucking his fingers :rolleyes: No, I don't envy you, I'd rather be genuinely busy.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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It's been my experience that all the best programmers take their idle time (all 500 ms of it) and use it to code something else that's cool and useful to the company, or at least a demo of it that they can pitch to their boss to see if the project has legs.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"
you might want to keep a paper w/ diagrams in front of your keyboard and make some serious faces from time to time ;o)
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Code in VB.
lol
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Not easy but I've had lots of practice :) . I spent 3 months waiting to quit my last job and not being given any work to do. I learned more about the bizzare history and colourful personalities of alternative enegy than any sensible person would want to know. I also wrote a vast and pointless class library, noted down dozens of really good idea for software projects I could be working on if I wasn't busily wasting time and listened to my colleague making disgusting noises by sucking his fingers :rolleyes: No, I don't envy you, I'd rather be genuinely busy.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I spent 3 months waiting to quit my last job and not being given any work to do.
That happens in every job I had, somehow management cant keep up with me :( (on the bright side, I guess it's better than being overworked).
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Why do you want to pretend? What do you gain by such a deception?
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Introduce new bugs and try fixing them ;)
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Here are some really good pointers .... 1. When you're not in your desk, always move around with a a printout or a pen in your hand but make sure that it's something meaningful and not some funny drawing. 2. Never run when you're moving (you spend more time like that) not to mention that everybody would think that you're trying too much to appear working. 3. Have yellow sticker posts on your screen which you move around (left-right-top-bottom) and finally discard at the end of the day. It lets other people know that tasks ARE being appointed to you and you ARE finishing them. 4. Never, Ever let the windows desktop show. It's a good practice to have at least 5 windows open (not the same program though) and also have a 6th opened but not maximized (something like Notepad, my favorite) and write some stuff like a TODO list. 5. In the rarest case that someone gives you something to do, never get off your chair at that instance but first save the Notepad and switch to the next window (AutoCAD, Word, ... etc). That way you're providing a clue that whatever you were doing is critical and important. 6. In the not so seldom case where your boss/supervisor sneaks up behind you and you're surfing the net ..... DO NOT PANIC and DO NOT MINIMIZE OR HIDE THE BROWSER. This doesn't however mean that you can surf to unrelated to your job sites. It's always a good idea to have the GOOGLE page handy with some results on the latest news on whatever your job is about. I'm sure that depending on your job description you can find many more ......
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Get a government job...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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Massage your code. Refactor, rename, re-indent, un-indent, group methods, regroup methods, etc.
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you might want to keep a paper w/ diagrams in front of your keyboard and make some serious faces from time to time ;o)
Ooh yes, walking up and down to the printer is always a good one. :laugh:
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Introduce new bugs and try fixing them ;)
But that's what developers normaly do...
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It's been my experience that all the best programmers take their idle time (all 500 ms of it) and use it to code something else that's cool and useful to the company, or at least a demo of it that they can pitch to their boss to see if the project has legs.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com
Christopher Duncan wrote:
or at least a demo of it that they can pitch to their boss to see if the project has legs.
I don't know how many times they have told me I couldn't do something because it was impossible to solve, so I did it anyway because I knew it could be. :) (on my own time of course)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
or at least a demo of it that they can pitch to their boss to see if the project has legs.
I don't know how many times they have told me I couldn't do something because it was impossible to solve, so I did it anyway because I knew it could be. :) (on my own time of course)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Exactly. It's also a good technique for people who want more out of their career. Want to be on the cool project? Want to play with the fun toys? Show the company what's in it for them and create your own.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com
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Get a government job...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Looks like he works for an insurance company. It should be easy to look busy while not doing anything.
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Exactly. It's also a good technique for people who want more out of their career. Want to be on the cool project? Want to play with the fun toys? Show the company what's in it for them and create your own.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com
and if they still don't go for it, but it is too big to do in your spare time, try bidding on your own for it. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Yes, it is a serious question. :)
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