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Warning: Lather, rinse, repeat is an endless loop

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    MikMit wrote:

    What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

    Not so much an instruction, but Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) sells peanuts with the warning "May contain nuts."

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    Chris Maunder
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    It's not the warning that worries me with that; it's the uncertainty.

    cheers, Chris Maunder

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      It's not the warning that worries me with that; it's the uncertainty.

      cheers, Chris Maunder

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      Pete OHanlon
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      • P Pete OHanlon

        MikMit wrote:

        What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

        Not so much an instruction, but Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) sells peanuts with the warning "May contain nuts."

        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

        My blog | My articles

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        MikMit
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        That's classic!

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        • M MikMit

          After spending 12 days, 2 hours and 14 minutes in the shower washing my hair, I finally executed the "exit sub" code.

          Sub WashHair()
          Lather = True
          While Lather
          Rinse
          If Conscious then
          Exit Sub
          End If
          WashHair
          Loop
          End Sub

          Do NOT follow the directions on the bottle. It is an endless loop. What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

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          Douglas Troy
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          I have a hair dryer with a warning label that says: Do not use while in the shower.


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          • P Pete OHanlon

            MikMit wrote:

            What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

            Not so much an instruction, but Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) sells peanuts with the warning "May contain nuts."

            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

            My blog | My articles

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            peterchen
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            Which makes sense. Peanuts aren'r really nuts but legumes, and are as such not directly a problem for people with "real" nuts allergies. However, since they are often processed in the same places as nuts, transported in the same bags etc. they may contain minor traces of allergens usually not found in peanuts. Also, For nut allergics even these minor traces can be deadly. Fun thing is, if you google for the phrase, you are swamped with people repeating how silly that warning is, and the world is going down. Search for an alternate wording[^]

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            • M MikMit

              After spending 12 days, 2 hours and 14 minutes in the shower washing my hair, I finally executed the "exit sub" code.

              Sub WashHair()
              Lather = True
              While Lather
              Rinse
              If Conscious then
              Exit Sub
              End If
              WashHair
              Loop
              End Sub

              Do NOT follow the directions on the bottle. It is an endless loop. What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

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              wout de zeeuw
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              Hmm, I thought you never got to WashHair... but then again, my VB is really sh1tty!

              Wout

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                Which makes sense. Peanuts aren'r really nuts but legumes, and are as such not directly a problem for people with "real" nuts allergies. However, since they are often processed in the same places as nuts, transported in the same bags etc. they may contain minor traces of allergens usually not found in peanuts. Also, For nut allergics even these minor traces can be deadly. Fun thing is, if you google for the phrase, you are swamped with people repeating how silly that warning is, and the world is going down. Search for an alternate wording[^]

                We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                MikMit
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                Did you really have to spoil our fun? Most of us were just going with peaNUTS. Of course, peas are legumes as well but we don't usually roast them, pack them in plastic and say "may contain nuts". What's really funny is that some of the most common deadly food alergies are to peanuts and walnuts. (This comment is here just in case you find deadly food allergies "funny".)

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                  Hmm, I thought you never got to WashHair... but then again, my VB is really sh1tty!

                  Wout

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                  MikMit
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                  If you were Conscious you wouldn't repeat even once. I guess the point is, I must have been unconscious for more than 12 days. Of course, some other code would need to call the 'WashHair' subroutine. It would probably be called by the ImNakedInTheShower event which was in turn triggered by the WifeThinksYouStink routine. The WifeThinksYouStink routine was called by a remote program in the 'Honey' namespace.

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                  • D Douglas Troy

                    I have a hair dryer with a warning label that says: Do not use while in the shower.


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                    Graham Bradshaw
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                    Douglas Troy wrote:

                    I have a hair dryer

                    Probably not something to mention in public.

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      It's not the warning that worries me with that; it's the uncertainty.

                      cheers, Chris Maunder

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                      Ed Poore
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                      That's what lawyers do for you.

                      I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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                      • M MikMit

                        After spending 12 days, 2 hours and 14 minutes in the shower washing my hair, I finally executed the "exit sub" code.

                        Sub WashHair()
                        Lather = True
                        While Lather
                        Rinse
                        If Conscious then
                        Exit Sub
                        End If
                        WashHair
                        Loop
                        End Sub

                        Do NOT follow the directions on the bottle. It is an endless loop. What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

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                        Ray Cassick
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                        How to use mouthwash. DUH


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                        • G Graham Bradshaw

                          Douglas Troy wrote:

                          I have a hair dryer

                          Probably not something to mention in public.

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                          Not to worry if she's hot. ;)


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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            MikMit wrote:

                            What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

                            Not so much an instruction, but Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) sells peanuts with the warning "May contain nuts."

                            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                            My blog | My articles

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                            Lost User
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                            That is from the marketing department...

                            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              MikMit wrote:

                              What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

                              Not so much an instruction, but Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) sells peanuts with the warning "May contain nuts."

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                              My blog | My articles

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                              Zhat
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                              "Nuts" A classic by Anthony McAuliffe.

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                              • M MikMit

                                After spending 12 days, 2 hours and 14 minutes in the shower washing my hair, I finally executed the "exit sub" code.

                                Sub WashHair()
                                Lather = True
                                While Lather
                                Rinse
                                If Conscious then
                                Exit Sub
                                End If
                                WashHair
                                Loop
                                End Sub

                                Do NOT follow the directions on the bottle. It is an endless loop. What other stupid instructions have you found on consumer products?

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                                Richard Jones
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                                On clothing: Remove before washing.

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