Phrases you don't want to hear
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the arseholes
Just how many are there on this pig?!!! :omg:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the arseholes
Just how many are there on this pig?!!! :omg:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the arseholes Just how many are there on this pig?!!!
2. The pig's, and the one cooking it.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the arseholes Just how many are there on this pig?!!!
2. The pig's, and the one cooking it.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
:laugh: :laugh:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Ever made sausage? :-\ True 'nuff though; vegetarianism would be a lot more appealing... if meat wasn't so tasty.
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
Shog9 wrote:
Ever made sausage?
Yup - although I don't remember throwing the arsehole in. OK - make your own jokes up now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
I had sheep brain once. Crunchy and pretty nice, once you get past a whole brain sitting in the middle of a table and your mom saying "I'm sure it's lovely." Not had testicles yet though. Mexican oysters aren't they?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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Shog9 wrote:
Ever made sausage?
Yup - although I don't remember throwing the arsehole in. OK - make your own jokes up now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yup - although I don't remember throwing the arsehole in.
Hey, collagen's collagen... :-\
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I don't remember throwing the arsehole in. OK - make your own jokes up now.
Ok, um, "tell it to the judge, Sweeney!" :~
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
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I had sheep brain once. Crunchy and pretty nice, once you get past a whole brain sitting in the middle of a table and your mom saying "I'm sure it's lovely." Not had testicles yet though. Mexican oysters aren't they?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
Paul Watson wrote:
Mexican oysters aren't they?
Close. I've heard that the Mexicans call them huevos, although if that's true then the local breakfast shop is doing a brisk trade in them. You can batter fry almost anything and make it taste like... batter.
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
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I had sheep brain once. Crunchy and pretty nice, once you get past a whole brain sitting in the middle of a table and your mom saying "I'm sure it's lovely." Not had testicles yet though. Mexican oysters aren't they?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
Paul Watson wrote:
I had sheep brain once
I haven't, but its a local thing here. The local restauranteers are hoping that it'll catch on like sheesha/hubbly-bubbly and falafel.
Paul Watson wrote:
Not had testicles yet though
They're not exactly a delicacy, but not quite a staple either. Its quite common.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Paul Watson wrote:
Mexican oysters aren't they?
Close. I've heard that the Mexicans call them huevos, although if that's true then the local breakfast shop is doing a brisk trade in them. You can batter fry almost anything and make it taste like... batter.
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
Shog9 wrote:
You can batter fry almost anything and make it taste like... batter.
Bah, they enjoy them raw here. Raw, fried lightly in olive oil, fried heavily in olive oil (until it resembles a piece of coal), grilled lightly, grilled heavily (until it resembles a piece of coal). Personally, I can't stomach the sight of them. Walking into the butcher's shop, with a dozen or so dangling from the hook, swinging in the breeze.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Paul Watson wrote:
Mexican oysters aren't they?
Close. I've heard that the Mexicans call them huevos, although if that's true then the local breakfast shop is doing a brisk trade in them. You can batter fry almost anything and make it taste like... batter.
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
"huevos" is a general term for "balls" as far as I've been educated. You hear the phrase, "That guy has a set of huevos on him!" Rocky Mountain Oysters are typically bull balls in the US.
I have a blog. Read if you care. http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]
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Paul Watson wrote:
I had sheep brain once
I haven't, but its a local thing here. The local restauranteers are hoping that it'll catch on like sheesha/hubbly-bubbly and falafel.
Paul Watson wrote:
Not had testicles yet though
They're not exactly a delicacy, but not quite a staple either. Its quite common.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
The funny thing about vegetarians is almost to a man they don't have the slightest fucking idea how to cook vegetables. At least every one I've ever met, all my veggie friends and every vegetarian recipie I've ever come across.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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Shog9 wrote:
You can batter fry almost anything and make it taste like... batter.
Bah, they enjoy them raw here. Raw, fried lightly in olive oil, fried heavily in olive oil (until it resembles a piece of coal), grilled lightly, grilled heavily (until it resembles a piece of coal). Personally, I can't stomach the sight of them. Walking into the butcher's shop, with a dozen or so dangling from the hook, swinging in the breeze.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Personally, I can't stomach the sight of them. Walking into the butcher's shop, with a dozen or so dangling from the hook, swinging in the breeze.
Yeah - what a load of bollocks!
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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OK - right now, Tom Parker Bowles is cooking pig on Gordon Ramsey's F Word (he's using ALL of the pig). Did he really need to tell the audience he was about to boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes". OK - if I didn't have such a strong stomach then I'd now be a vegetarian.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
boil "the testicles and the brain" as well as grinding up "the arseholes and the eyes"
That is just really ugggh :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the arseholes
Just how many are there on this pig?!!! :omg:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Rocky Mountain Oyster feeds are common in some places such as Colorado, but more often than not people eat them as a dare.
I have a blog. Read if you care. http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]
A dare huh? I ought to send you a dozen of the locals, let the rocky mountain oyster industry boom.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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I had sheep brain once. Crunchy and pretty nice, once you get past a whole brain sitting in the middle of a table and your mom saying "I'm sure it's lovely." Not had testicles yet though. Mexican oysters aren't they?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
"Never had testicles", have you never eaten a pork pie?
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