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    leppie
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    http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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    IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

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      http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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      Profox Jase
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      Genius!:cool:

      Profox Jase Co-Author, "Cross-Platform .NET Development: Using Mono, Portable.NET, and Microsoft .NET" (Apress, 2004, ISBN: 1-59059-330-8) The Book

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      • L leppie

        http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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        hammerstein05
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        absolute genius!

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        • L leppie

          http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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          Paul Conrad
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          At the end it refers to Joshua, is that certain somebody around here? :laugh:

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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            At the end it refers to Joshua, is that certain somebody around here? :laugh:

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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            El Corazon
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            Paul Conrad wrote:

            At the end it refers to Joshua

            would you like to play a game?

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              Paul Conrad wrote:

              At the end it refers to Joshua

              would you like to play a game?

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              Paul Conrad
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              Depends :rolleyes: I'm busy playing games with the snow-thrower manufacturer over a replacement muffler right now, maybe later ;P

              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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              • L leppie

                http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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                IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

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                Yusuf
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                clever :laugh:

                Yusuf

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                • P Paul Conrad

                  Depends :rolleyes: I'm busy playing games with the snow-thrower manufacturer over a replacement muffler right now, maybe later ;P

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                  Simon P Stevens
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                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                  snow-thrower

                  Please tell me that's a weapon for use in snowball fights!!! Where can I get one :cool:

                  Simon

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                  • L leppie

                    http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dear-dad.htm[^] :laugh:

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                    Simon P Stevens
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                    Dam, if only I'd been that clever :laugh: . The best I could come up with was shuffling the order so it started and ended good, with any bad ones in the middle.

                    Simon

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                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                      snow-thrower

                      Please tell me that's a weapon for use in snowball fights!!! Where can I get one :cool:

                      Simon

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      Yep. Got an 8 horsepower Tecumseh engine on it. Having hard time finding replacement muffler for it. Accidently had it hit some dirt and shot the dirt 60 feet into a parttime neighbor's yard yesterday :laugh:

                      Simon Stevens wrote:

                      tell me that's a weapon for use in snowball fights!

                      Naaah, that's my right arm. I should have/could have played pro baseball, maybe like shortstop/center field/relief pitching :rolleyes:

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                        At the end it refers to Joshua

                        would you like to play a game?

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                        Tom Delany
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                        El Corazon wrote:

                        would you like to play a game?

                        I would reply, "Let's play Global Thermonuclear Warfare", but you might actually take me up on it!;P

                        WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.

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                          El Corazon wrote:

                          would you like to play a game?

                          I would reply, "Let's play Global Thermonuclear Warfare", but you might actually take me up on it!;P

                          WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.

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                          El Corazon
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                          Tom Delany wrote:

                          I would reply, "Let's play Global Thermonuclear Warfare", but you might actually take me up on it;P

                          I keep telling folks I don't make weapons... but no one ever believes me!! sure you don't want to play China or USA? ;P

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                            Depends :rolleyes: I'm busy playing games with the snow-thrower manufacturer over a replacement muffler right now, maybe later ;P

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                            jhwurmbach
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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            replacement muffler

                            So, your old mouflon[^] is broken?

                            Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                            Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                              Paul Conrad wrote:

                              replacement muffler

                              So, your old mouflon[^] is broken?

                              Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
                              Douglas Adams, "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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                              Paul Conrad
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                              :laugh: Nope, need one of these things[^] for one of these Ariens 924[^] :-D I've got technically until about the beginning of October to worry about it. Have seen first snows in my area in the beginning of October. Hope it's an early winter, that Ariens 924 will be fun. Without the muffler, it sounds like my dad-in-law's Indian motorcycle[^] :laugh:

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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