The next big thing
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Here is my product: Pet Rentals! Lots of people love fuzzy creatures, but a lot of them either can’t keep one (Apartment, Housing regulation, Roommates, etc.), or they don't want to take care of one. With pet rentals, people could just rent a pet for a day, and then bring it back. The real catcher will be that not only is it a rental store, but you can also buy the pets outright. Imagine how many people would rent a pet only to decide at the end of the day that they want to keep it. The TV ad would go like this: A nerdy little guy walks into the store and rents a cute little dog. Flash to him walking the dog in a park. An attractive woman walks by and says, "That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!" The nerd replies with new self-confidence, "Wow, you are the first person he has taken a liking to. He has good taste." Flash to the two of them getting married, and the dog dressed up in a little doggie tuxedo. It is a sure thing! If only I had some motivation, my chain of pet rental stores would be as widespread as Starbucks. :)
I think you can make more money on Girl Rentals :) Vagif Abilov MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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Roger Wright wrote: Keep in mind, too, that in some areas rental sheep may provide a higher margin opportunity than cats and dogs. Perhaps I could rent by the hour, rather than by the day for sheep.
Ryan Johnston wrote: Perhaps I could rent by the hour, rather than by the day for sheep. You could, but most customers - especially those who order around closing time at the pub - will want to serve her breakfast, as well. A few may want to take her to a movie, or the park. Best to ask a flat day rate in such cases. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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I smell a sheep pimp!;)
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Your name sounds familiar... were you a customer?;) "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Roger Wright wrote: Your name sounds familiar... were you a customer? Depends on the corner that you work! ;P:laugh:
All of my opinions are correct, even when reality makes the mistake of disagreeing with me.
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Here is my product: Pet Rentals! Lots of people love fuzzy creatures, but a lot of them either can’t keep one (Apartment, Housing regulation, Roommates, etc.), or they don't want to take care of one. With pet rentals, people could just rent a pet for a day, and then bring it back. The real catcher will be that not only is it a rental store, but you can also buy the pets outright. Imagine how many people would rent a pet only to decide at the end of the day that they want to keep it. The TV ad would go like this: A nerdy little guy walks into the store and rents a cute little dog. Flash to him walking the dog in a park. An attractive woman walks by and says, "That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!" The nerd replies with new self-confidence, "Wow, you are the first person he has taken a liking to. He has good taste." Flash to the two of them getting married, and the dog dressed up in a little doggie tuxedo. It is a sure thing! If only I had some motivation, my chain of pet rental stores would be as widespread as Starbucks. :)
This sounds like real animal exploitation, and I advise you not to take it seriously. The pets would be traumatized by having such a variety of owners that they would be psychologically imbalanced. Rogers Pet Processing sounds kinder in comparison. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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I think you can make more money on Girl Rentals :) Vagif Abilov MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Naa, its been done already :)
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This sounds like real animal exploitation, and I advise you not to take it seriously. The pets would be traumatized by having such a variety of owners that they would be psychologically imbalanced. Rogers Pet Processing sounds kinder in comparison. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Here is my product: Pet Rentals! Lots of people love fuzzy creatures, but a lot of them either can’t keep one (Apartment, Housing regulation, Roommates, etc.), or they don't want to take care of one. With pet rentals, people could just rent a pet for a day, and then bring it back. The real catcher will be that not only is it a rental store, but you can also buy the pets outright. Imagine how many people would rent a pet only to decide at the end of the day that they want to keep it. The TV ad would go like this: A nerdy little guy walks into the store and rents a cute little dog. Flash to him walking the dog in a park. An attractive woman walks by and says, "That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!" The nerd replies with new self-confidence, "Wow, you are the first person he has taken a liking to. He has good taste." Flash to the two of them getting married, and the dog dressed up in a little doggie tuxedo. It is a sure thing! If only I had some motivation, my chain of pet rental stores would be as widespread as Starbucks. :)
Sounds like you've been playing too much GTA3 Mom, there's a package for you But I didn't order anything. What's this? How sweet <barking sound> Gee Wilikers! It's a puppy Everybody loves a puppy and NOW you can ship one anywhere just by logging on to petsovernight.com! petsovernight.com - Delivering "Little Bundles of Love," in a box, directly to your door. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Start with cats please. *bleh* Todd Smith
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Sounds like you've been playing too much GTA3 Mom, there's a package for you But I didn't order anything. What's this? How sweet <barking sound> Gee Wilikers! It's a puppy Everybody loves a puppy and NOW you can ship one anywhere just by logging on to petsovernight.com! petsovernight.com - Delivering "Little Bundles of Love," in a box, directly to your door. -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!