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Yesterday it's cell phones, today it's your countertop

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  • M MidwestLimey

    A new study shows that CP users suffer an elevated risk of Hemorrhoids, short Hamstrings and Repetetive Strain Injury. The exact mechanism is still undetermined, however the INeedANewGrant lab of Trenton, N.J. feels confident that CP poses significant risk to its users. CP declined to comment, or rather their comments are unprintable. Regular CP user MidWestLimey (Not real name) said: "I used to think I got those from sitting on my arse all day typing code, but now I know it's CP I'm suing!" ... CRAPOLA NEWS FEED ...


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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word.

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      Whats next? Air? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?no_interstitial[^] Seriously, can we just stop with the daily you get cancer from x! It's getting to the point where you have to avoid living in order to be safe from things that potentially can harm you.

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      nlecren wrote:

      Whats next? Air?

      I'm waiting for the study that shows that wearing clothes causes cancer. I mean, really, do you know of any nudists who ever got cancer? :)

      Best wishes, Hans


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        Whats next? Air? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?no_interstitial[^] Seriously, can we just stop with the daily you get cancer from x! It's getting to the point where you have to avoid living in order to be safe from things that potentially can harm you.

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        If you can't afford to be diagnosed, its not cancer, its natural causes. To avoid getting cancer, just don't go to the hospital. Oh yah, and everything in moderation :-p

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          Whats next? Air? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?no_interstitial[^] Seriously, can we just stop with the daily you get cancer from x! It's getting to the point where you have to avoid living in order to be safe from things that potentially can harm you.

          Nick Lecrenski Founder/Lead Developer http://www.myfitnessjournal.com

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          Oh wow, this has only been known for err... 90 years? Some people want to be victims.

          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          • H Hans Dietrich

            nlecren wrote:

            Whats next? Air?

            I'm waiting for the study that shows that wearing clothes causes cancer. I mean, really, do you know of any nudists who ever got cancer? :)

            Best wishes, Hans


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            Hans Dietrich wrote:

            I mean, really, do you know of any nudists who ever got cancer?

            Only the skin kind. :) I'm starting to believe that being alive causes cancer. :laugh:


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              50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
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              Whats next? Air? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?no_interstitial[^] Seriously, can we just stop with the daily you get cancer from x! It's getting to the point where you have to avoid living in order to be safe from things that potentially can harm you.

              Nick Lecrenski Founder/Lead Developer http://www.myfitnessjournal.com

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              Better make sure you do not go for a holiday in Aberdeen http://www.agtb.org/aberdeen-scotland.htm[^] Or for that matter most Scottish Cities !!!! We like granite buildings ;)

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                Better make sure you do not go for a holiday in Aberdeen http://www.agtb.org/aberdeen-scotland.htm[^] Or for that matter most Scottish Cities !!!! We like granite buildings ;)

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                Or south-west England[^].

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                  Or south-west England[^].

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                  Hmmmm dangerous place the UK ! I was going to recommend North Uist (North West of Scotland) almost no granite, lots of sheep, wildlife, peat, heather, and tranquility. My partner has a self catering cottage there, short break in the cottage was great. HOWEVER danger its got lots of sea around it, seaside = ozone, and its dangerous http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4013511.stm[] "oh nooo....." :confused: :-D

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                    Hmmmm dangerous place the UK ! I was going to recommend North Uist (North West of Scotland) almost no granite, lots of sheep, wildlife, peat, heather, and tranquility. My partner has a self catering cottage there, short break in the cottage was great. HOWEVER danger its got lots of sea around it, seaside = ozone, and its dangerous http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4013511.stm[] "oh nooo....." :confused: :-D

                    modified on Friday, July 25, 2008 6:43 AM

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                    Let's face it, the world is getting it's own back. We're all gonna die! (someday). I realised years ago that living was killing me, now I've just learned to live with it.

                    The tragedy of your times is that you may get exactly what you want!

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                    • Steve EcholsS Steve Echols

                      Hans Dietrich wrote:

                      I mean, really, do you know of any nudists who ever got cancer?

                      Only the skin kind. :) I'm starting to believe that being alive causes cancer. :laugh:


                      - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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                      And what did you believe before ? :) Cancer is a random gene mutation, so being alive is true the cause of cancer - the longer you live the more is the chance of it developing, other factor are just helping :~

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                      • Steve EcholsS Steve Echols

                        Hans Dietrich wrote:

                        I mean, really, do you know of any nudists who ever got cancer?

                        Only the skin kind. :) I'm starting to believe that being alive causes cancer. :laugh:


                        - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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                        Life is the number one cause of death. :-D

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