Arggggghhhhhhhh. Bloody offshoring.
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Ask them how much it would cost to use their bullsh*t generator to create your own marketing blurbs. :)
Best wishes, Hans
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Now there's an idea.
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
we shall attach the $ to the project
Real professional. Cathy White, India. Good grief.
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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I keep getting e-mails offering to rent me an apartment in an Indian city I've never heard of...I live in Southern California just 20 minutes fom Disneyland ... now why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India?????? :doh:
Steve
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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I keep getting emails trying to sell me concrete in India. Concrete.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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Tell them that you don't make important business decisions over the phone and tell them if the want to come over and meet you in your office you would be glad to speak with them. Assign one of your lowest employees to the meeting, exclusively. After the return to India, if they contact you again tell them how much your subordinate loved what they had to offer and tell them you would love to schedule a meeting with hire ups. Repeat until they stop calling.
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I keep getting emails trying to sell me concrete in India. Concrete.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Christian Graus wrote:
I keep getting emails trying to sell me concrete in India. Concrete.
You know. I can actually hear the exasperation in your voice there. It doesn't quite match the swearing I go with whenever I receive one of these bloody emails, but the exasperation's good.
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Tell them that you don't make important business decisions over the phone and tell them if the want to come over and meet you in your office you would be glad to speak with them. Assign one of your lowest employees to the meeting, exclusively. After the return to India, if they contact you again tell them how much your subordinate loved what they had to offer and tell them you would love to schedule a meeting with hire ups. Repeat until they stop calling.
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayThe "amusing" thing is that they physically would not be allowed to see some of the documentation we produce because it is so sensitive. Even if I were to take a complete leave of my senses and agree to offshore development, they would not be allowed to work on the projects. God bless the official secrets act.
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I keep getting e-mails offering to rent me an apartment in an Indian city I've never heard of...I live in Southern California just 20 minutes fom Disneyland ... now why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India?????? :doh:
Steve
Steve Mayfield wrote:
I live in Southern California just 20 minutes fom Disneyland ... now why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India??????
Bollywoodland?
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I keep getting e-mails offering to rent me an apartment in an Indian city I've never heard of...I live in Southern California just 20 minutes fom Disneyland ... now why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India?????? :doh:
Steve
Steve Mayfield wrote:
why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India?
So that California companies can hire you when they're looking for new outsourcing options :)
To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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We get them all the time. Annoying, isn't it?
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I keep getting e-mails offering to rent me an apartment in an Indian city I've never heard of...I live in Southern California just 20 minutes fom Disneyland ... now why would I want an Apartment in the middle of India?????? :doh:
Steve
cheaper?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
we shall attach the $ to the project
Real professional. Cathy White, India. Good grief.
Bert delaVega wrote:
Cathy White, India. Good grief.
Some syllables out of the middle of portions of her name might resemble "Cathy White". :)
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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I keep getting emails trying to sell me concrete in India. Concrete.
Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.
Christian Graus wrote:
I keep getting emails trying to sell me concrete in India
:omg: :wtf: :~
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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So I just received this email. Really, come on - we're a software house so why would we want to use you? Do some research before you really start to pee me off. "Dear Peter O'Hanlon , My name is Cathy White and I am with Congruent Info-Tech, a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner. Congruent offers the following technology solutions that combine Microsoft software and state-of-the-art technology with the highest level of service: • Provide support for the complete Microsoft Dynamics suite of ERP products – Axapta, Navision, Great Plains , Solomon & MSCRM. • Support includes Requirement Analysis, Customization, Data Importing, Integration with Existing Systems, Migration, Training & deployment. • Integration of Microsoft Office Suite of products with Share Point Services, MOSS 2007 & Biz Talk Server. • Architect, Design and Implement scalable and efficient Enterprise Microsoft Dot Net Solutions. • Provide Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence solutions and support. • Offshore solution support for ISV’s. • Provide support for Migration of Legacy applications to MS Platform. • Provide End-to-End B2B and B2C solutions. • Provide Infrastructure solutions and support. Click here to get additional Information Increase in your Software Developmental Capacity, reduction in turnaround time and costs associated with project are some of the advantages offered by Congruent's offshore support. We would be glad to have a telecall to explain in detail about our services. Could you indicate a suitable time slot for us to make the call? Alternatively, we can be reached at 425- 460-4933 (US No.) or on my India No: +91 44 65515984 (24X7). We would be glad to receive a project requirement document of any size from you. Our consultants would study the same and submit an understanding document indicating our understanding about the project and the time estimate for the same. Based on your confirmation, we shall attach the $ to the project. Measure us and experience the difference for yourself. Give me a call or simply reply back to this email and I would be happy to share the information you need. Thanks, Cathy White Business Development Direct : +91-44-6551-5984 Fax : +91-44-2254-2263 Mobile :+91-9941137170 cathy@congruentindia.com http://www.congruentindia.com"
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So, they're looking for a project requirement document of any size. Why dont you take them up on the offer...make up a fictional requirement document and let them fret over how much to charge for it. It would be intersting to see how much they charge to generate a software package that solves global warming.