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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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      After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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      Gretna
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      :laugh: :laugh: Nice!

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      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

        After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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        toxcct
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that one was terrible

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        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

          After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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          Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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          Brady Kelly
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          Haha :laugh:! Only the second time I've heard it, but a goody!

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          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

            After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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            peterchen
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            Doesn't the canonical form contain the following extras: (1) the elderly man explains that, while starting to forget a lot, he helps himself by building associations. (2) the elderly man asks for "that flower with sharp thorns".

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              Doesn't the canonical form contain the following extras: (1) the elderly man explains that, while starting to forget a lot, he helps himself by building associations. (2) the elderly man asks for "that flower with sharp thorns".

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              Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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              I like to tell jokes orally so when I type them I forget a lot of important details. Oration just really ads to a good joke.

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              • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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                Yusuf
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                oldie but goodie :laugh:

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                • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                  I like to tell jokes orally so when I type them I forget a lot of important details. Oration just really ads to a good joke.

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                  leppie
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                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                  I like to tell jokes orally so when I type them I forget a lot of important details.

                  Yeah, you missed a 'not' in it :)

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                  • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                    After dinner an elderly man and his friend were sitting on the couch exchanging pleasantries while the wives were in the kitchen doing what wives do. The first man was explaining to the second about this incredible restaurant but could remember the name so he asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower?", the Friend makes some guesses, "Tulip?", "No", "Lily?", "No", Rose?", "Yeah, that's it, Hey, Rose what was the name of that restaurant?"

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                    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    Oh how I wish my wifes name was as easy as a flower association, I have to settle for hoi you.

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                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                      I like to tell jokes orally so when I type them I forget a lot of important details. Oration just really ads to a good joke.

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                      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                      developer6
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                      Also helps if they are funny! ;)

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