Most satisfying way to destroy office equipment?
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
Mail it to somebody...
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Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
I just thought of the perfect way: Recreate the Office Space base ball bats in a field and stomping method but hire some smokin hot professional adult entertainers to do the smashing and stomping while I sit back with a beer and watch the mayhem ensue.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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John C wrote:
What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
could it read ... What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment colleagues? Just a thought, you know! :)
------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek
Dalek Dave wrote:
colleagues
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?
Over and over again
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until the office equipment begs for mercy...
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
Either instant vaporization with super heated plasma or swinging it around centrifugal style then releasing into a solid titanium-steel-stone wall after which the pieces are gathered, stomped on, excreted on (in that order) then burned.
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There's no point questioning the actions of a c0ck-juggling thunderc*nt" From the book of testy commentary by martin_hughes Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
Myself and a colleage did once replicate the Office Space scene with a vile laser printer. We added baseball bats to the mix. Very refreshing.
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
I usually just take stuff out behind the shed and shot them with my air rifle.
John C wrote:
it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end.
That would be fun :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
Just like the 3rd video here: [Explosive Movies] What else could be more satisfying than setting up some explosives on a PC and blowing the crap out of it? AK47s & 9mms are cool - but don't even begin to compare in terms of destructive satisfaction. (or mess produced)
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Just dumping it in a dumpster. No muss no fuss no hassle. Get on with the day.
Boooorrrrrinnnnnggggg... ;P
Software Zen:
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I just thought of the perfect way: Recreate the Office Space base ball bats in a field and stomping method but hire some smokin hot professional adult entertainers to do the smashing and stomping while I sit back with a beer and watch the mayhem ensue.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
In the middle of a pit of jello?
Software Zen:
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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Boooorrrrrinnnnnggggg... ;P
Software Zen:
delete this;Then shoot the dumpster with a LOSAT!!!!!! ;P or would you prefer Firestorm? :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Then shoot the dumpster with a LOSAT!!!!!! ;P or would you prefer Firestorm? :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
John C wrote:
What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
For some reason,* I rather fancy using Gelignite... :-\ * This probably has something to do with listening to Blaster Bates[^] albums when I was a kid...:rolleyes:
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Huh?[^]
oops sorry.... nickname... AGM-114N Hellfire II (Thermobaric) http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/agm-114n.htm[^] it makes a ... "pretty" ... boom. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Huh?[^]
oops sorry.... nickname... AGM-114N Hellfire II (Thermobaric) http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/agm-114n.htm[^] it makes a ... "pretty" ... boom. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Oh man, that sounds just too cool. Quoting another line from Aliens: "Just the thing for close encounters.". I've been writing documentation all day, so I'm in a pretty bloodthirsty mood :-O.
Software Zen:
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Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_air_explosive[^]
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