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  • M Member 96

    Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


    "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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    El Corazon
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    John C wrote:

    What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?

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    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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    • M Member 96

      Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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      megaadam
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      100 % success rate.

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      • M Member 96

        Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


        "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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        Lost User
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        Drop it on B**l S****o.

        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          Drop it on B**l S****o.

          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?

          ------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek

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          • D Dalek Dave

            John C wrote:

            What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?

            could it read ... What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment colleagues? Just a thought, you know! :)

            ------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek

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            brianwelsch
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            :laugh: "a despised piece of ... colleagues" I'm picturing taking offense at someone's too-long nose and swatting at with a ping-pong paddle...or however else you might want to attack an offending portion of your colleague's personage.

            BW


            Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
            Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
            -- Neil Peart

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            • M Member 96

              Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


              "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Just dumping it in a dumpster. No muss no fuss no hassle. Get on with the day.

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              • M Member 96

                Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                Miszou
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                Mail it to somebody...

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?

                  ------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek

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                  Oakman
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?

                  Over and over again

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                  • M Member 96

                    Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                    "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                    leckey 0
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                    Catapult it Monty Python style.

                    Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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                    • M Member 96

                      Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                      Member 96
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                      I just thought of the perfect way: Recreate the Office Space base ball bats in a field and stomping method but hire some smokin hot professional adult entertainers to do the smashing and stomping while I sit back with a beer and watch the mayhem ensue.


                      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        John C wrote:

                        What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?

                        could it read ... What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment colleagues? Just a thought, you know! :)

                        ------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek

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                        El Corazon
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        colleagues

                        Still works.... ;) [^]

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Drop it on 'The (Web) Developer'?

                          Over and over again

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                          until the office equipment begs for mercy...

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                          Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There's no point questioning the actions of a c0ck-juggling thunderc*nt" From the book of testy commentary by martin_hughes Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                          • M Member 96

                            Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                            "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            Either instant vaporization with super heated plasma or swinging it around centrifugal style then releasing into a solid titanium-steel-stone wall after which the pieces are gathered, stomped on, excreted on (in that order) then burned.

                            Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                            Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There's no point questioning the actions of a c0ck-juggling thunderc*nt" From the book of testy commentary by martin_hughes Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                            • M Member 96

                              Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                              "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                              MidwestLimey
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                              Myself and a colleage did once replicate the Office Space scene with a vile laser printer. We added baseball bats to the mix. Very refreshing.


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                              After a while they all bug me :doh:


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                              • M Member 96

                                Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                                "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                I usually just take stuff out behind the shed and shot them with my air rifle.

                                John C wrote:

                                it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end.

                                That would be fun :)

                                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                • M Member 96

                                  Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                                  "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                                  enhzflep
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                                  Just like the 3rd video here: [Explosive Movies] What else could be more satisfying than setting up some explosives on a PC and blowing the crap out of it? AK47s & 9mms are cool - but don't even begin to compare in terms of destructive satisfaction. (or mess produced)

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                                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                                    Just dumping it in a dumpster. No muss no fuss no hassle. Get on with the day.

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Boooorrrrrinnnnnggggg... ;P

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • M Member 96

                                      I just thought of the perfect way: Recreate the Office Space base ball bats in a field and stomping method but hire some smokin hot professional adult entertainers to do the smashing and stomping while I sit back with a beer and watch the mayhem ensue.


                                      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      In the middle of a pit of jello?

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      • M Member 96

                                        Dalek Dave's post below reminded me of the movie Office Space which famously had the scene where they took a nasty laser printer out to a field and smashed it to pieces with baseball bats, but in some ways I think it would be more satisfying to throw something into a big wood chipper and watch the bits blow out the other end. What would be the most satisfying way to get out some aggression on a despised piece of office equipment?


                                        "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                                        dandy72
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                                        Car crusher.

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                                          Boooorrrrrinnnnnggggg... ;P

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          El Corazon
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                                          Then shoot the dumpster with a LOSAT!!!!!! ;P or would you prefer Firestorm? :-D

                                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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