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  • A adamsappel

    Why not? If it was worth mentioning that the profession of the "developer" in question is, it's worth mentioning what the sex of the person is. Well done on nitpicking. Feminist pricks.

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    Baconbutty
    wrote on last edited by
    #9

    Rsole

    I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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    • A adamsappel

      Hi. Background: Co-Worker, (Female <- not biased, just stating the fact), Qualification: Architect... (btw, this is all C# VS2008 code, I swear) Ok, one for the count:

      public static bool NameExists (string name)
      {
      bool exists = false;
      int i = 0;
      while ((i < someListContainingNames.Count) && (exists == false))
      {
      if (someListContainingNames[i] == filename)
      {
      exists = true;
      }
      i++;
      }
      return exists;
      }

      Please see if you can read this... (Original code kept):

              else if (   ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true))
                       && ((staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) || (EXEDLLPathExistsSoCanProcess == true))
                       ) 
              {
                 if (  ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) 
                    && (staysTheSameEXEDLL == false)
                    ) 
                 {
                    if (canCopy.DoCopy == true)
                    {
      

      Spot the redundency (Regex's left out):

           string str = "";
           string str2 = "";
           Regex regex1 = new Regex(regex1String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
           Regex regex2 = new Regex(regex2String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
           Regex regex3 = new Regex(regex3String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
           Regex regex4 = new Regex(regex4String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
      
           if (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
           {
              str = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
              str2 = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
           }
           else if (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
           {
              str = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
              str2 = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
           }
           else if (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
           {
              str = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
              str2 = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
           }
           else if (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
           {
              str = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
              str2 = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
           }
           else
           {
              str = "";
              str2 = "";
           }
      
           if (  (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
              || (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
              || (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
              || (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
              )
      
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      Malli_S
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      #10

      else if ( ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) && ((staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) || (EXEDLLPathExistsSoCanProcess == true)) ) { if ( ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) && (staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) ) { if (canCopy.DoCopy == true) {

      I'm faint ! :doh:

      -Malli...! :rose:****

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      • D Dan Neely

        adamsappel wrote:

        Female <- not biased, just stating the fact

        Then why did you mention it? :mad:

        Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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        Malli_S
        wrote on last edited by
        #11

        Female <- not biased, just stating the fact

        One of my (female) colleague accepts the fact that females aren't technically that sound. (I just mentioned her thought, not mine ! ;P )

        -Malli...! :rose:****

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        • B Baconbutty

          Rsole

          I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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          adamsappel
          wrote on last edited by
          #12

          Such a nice quote. Seriously, I feel your pain. :( PS: I'm not an "Rsole" (PPS: is it still 'an' and not 'a' when using illegal abreviations, whilst being a little hipocritical with your quote?)

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          • M Malli_S

            Female <- not biased, just stating the fact

            One of my (female) colleague accepts the fact that females aren't technically that sound. (I just mentioned her thought, not mine ! ;P )

            -Malli...! :rose:****

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            adamsappel
            wrote on last edited by
            #13

            Not saying females aren't technically sound, just saying their track record isn't exactly up to scratch, which is kind of contradicting myself, so ignore my first statement... :)

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            • A adamsappel

              Such a nice quote. Seriously, I feel your pain. :( PS: I'm not an "Rsole" (PPS: is it still 'an' and not 'a' when using illegal abreviations, whilst being a little hipocritical with your quote?)

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              cpkilekofp
              wrote on last edited by
              #14

              adamsappel wrote:

              PS: I'm not an "Rsole"

              What, exactly, is an Rsole?? :confused:

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              • A adamsappel

                Hi. Background: Co-Worker, (Female <- not biased, just stating the fact), Qualification: Architect... (btw, this is all C# VS2008 code, I swear) Ok, one for the count:

                public static bool NameExists (string name)
                {
                bool exists = false;
                int i = 0;
                while ((i < someListContainingNames.Count) && (exists == false))
                {
                if (someListContainingNames[i] == filename)
                {
                exists = true;
                }
                i++;
                }
                return exists;
                }

                Please see if you can read this... (Original code kept):

                        else if (   ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true))
                                 && ((staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) || (EXEDLLPathExistsSoCanProcess == true))
                                 ) 
                        {
                           if (  ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) 
                              && (staysTheSameEXEDLL == false)
                              ) 
                           {
                              if (canCopy.DoCopy == true)
                              {
                

                Spot the redundency (Regex's left out):

                     string str = "";
                     string str2 = "";
                     Regex regex1 = new Regex(regex1String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                     Regex regex2 = new Regex(regex2String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                     Regex regex3 = new Regex(regex3String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                     Regex regex4 = new Regex(regex4String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                
                     if (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                     {
                        str = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                        str2 = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                     }
                     else if (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                     {
                        str = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                        str2 = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                     }
                     else if (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                     {
                        str = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                        str2 = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                     }
                     else if (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                     {
                        str = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                        str2 = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                     }
                     else
                     {
                        str = "";
                        str2 = "";
                     }
                
                     if (  (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                        || (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                        || (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                        || (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                        )
                
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                cpkilekofp
                wrote on last edited by
                #15

                I have a couple of apps that I maintain (originally written by, yes, a female, human as well, and an entry-level developer) who constantly checked for (boolean_value = true). :doh:

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                • C cpkilekofp

                  adamsappel wrote:

                  PS: I'm not an "Rsole"

                  What, exactly, is an Rsole?? :confused:

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                  Pete OHanlon
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #16

                  Say the first letter on it's own.

                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                  • A adamsappel

                    Why not? If it was worth mentioning that the profession of the "developer" in question is, it's worth mentioning what the sex of the person is. Well done on nitpicking. Feminist pricks.

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                    Pete OHanlon
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #17

                    adamsappel wrote:

                    it's worth mentioning what the sex of the person is

                    Why? It doesn't have any bearing on the code.

                    adamsappel wrote:

                    If it was worth mentioning that the profession of the "developer" in question is

                    That has a bearing on the code. The sex of the person doesn't.

                    adamsappel wrote:

                    Feminist pricks.

                    You're just being a bigotted sexist pig, and people are rightly offended by such an obnoxious attitude.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Say the first letter on it's own.

                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                      Paul Conrad
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #18

                      Jeez, is that the letter 'a'? :laugh:

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        adamsappel wrote:

                        it's worth mentioning what the sex of the person is

                        Why? It doesn't have any bearing on the code.

                        adamsappel wrote:

                        If it was worth mentioning that the profession of the "developer" in question is

                        That has a bearing on the code. The sex of the person doesn't.

                        adamsappel wrote:

                        Feminist pricks.

                        You're just being a bigotted sexist pig, and people are rightly offended by such an obnoxious attitude.

                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                        Paul Conrad
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #19

                        I agree. The quality of the code written does not have any real relation to the gender of the individual. It is more of the individual and the background, training, mentoring that they have received when learning to code.

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          Say the first letter on it's own.

                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                          cpkilekofp
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #20

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          Say the first letter on it's own.

                          oK :laugh:

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            adamsappel wrote:

                            it's worth mentioning what the sex of the person is

                            Why? It doesn't have any bearing on the code.

                            adamsappel wrote:

                            If it was worth mentioning that the profession of the "developer" in question is

                            That has a bearing on the code. The sex of the person doesn't.

                            adamsappel wrote:

                            Feminist pricks.

                            You're just being a bigotted sexist pig, and people are rightly offended by such an obnoxious attitude.

                            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                            adamsappel
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #21

                            It's called: "being ironic", feminist pricks? blah... In my limited years of coding, I have found that female code, must not be maintained. It will work and most of the time you can build over it, but (and yes, she does have a very nice one), working with a man, who wrote such code, I would seriously (and surely you agree) kick him in the nads, even if he were a priest by proffesion. A woman on the other hand would cut of my f*%$ing head without so much as a backward glance if I even peep about her code being (unreadable) and men and woman are just different. That's a fact. Programming is basically a text representation of a train of thought of an individual within a certain set of rules. And men and woman just don't think the same, don't have the same goals, don't have the same set of rules, don't have the same taste in beverage, don't have the same anatomy (although, I do have a nice pair of tits, that may come in handy), and so on and so forth. You can kindof see the direction I'm pointing myself in here, going for the "ignorance" plea. Feminists? Man, I hate feminists. I hate racists. I hate all types of "-ists", especially those that grow on my ass(cysts, you get it?). Taking it too far. If the situation were turned around, you won't see people berating me about being a, what, hipocrit?

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                            • A adamsappel

                              It's called: "being ironic", feminist pricks? blah... In my limited years of coding, I have found that female code, must not be maintained. It will work and most of the time you can build over it, but (and yes, she does have a very nice one), working with a man, who wrote such code, I would seriously (and surely you agree) kick him in the nads, even if he were a priest by proffesion. A woman on the other hand would cut of my f*%$ing head without so much as a backward glance if I even peep about her code being (unreadable) and men and woman are just different. That's a fact. Programming is basically a text representation of a train of thought of an individual within a certain set of rules. And men and woman just don't think the same, don't have the same goals, don't have the same set of rules, don't have the same taste in beverage, don't have the same anatomy (although, I do have a nice pair of tits, that may come in handy), and so on and so forth. You can kindof see the direction I'm pointing myself in here, going for the "ignorance" plea. Feminists? Man, I hate feminists. I hate racists. I hate all types of "-ists", especially those that grow on my ass(cysts, you get it?). Taking it too far. If the situation were turned around, you won't see people berating me about being a, what, hipocrit?

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                              Dan Neely
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #22

                              I'm sorry you've had such bad experiences, but mine have been the opposite.

                              Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                              • A adamsappel

                                Hi. Background: Co-Worker, (Female <- not biased, just stating the fact), Qualification: Architect... (btw, this is all C# VS2008 code, I swear) Ok, one for the count:

                                public static bool NameExists (string name)
                                {
                                bool exists = false;
                                int i = 0;
                                while ((i < someListContainingNames.Count) && (exists == false))
                                {
                                if (someListContainingNames[i] == filename)
                                {
                                exists = true;
                                }
                                i++;
                                }
                                return exists;
                                }

                                Please see if you can read this... (Original code kept):

                                        else if (   ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true))
                                                 && ((staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) || (EXEDLLPathExistsSoCanProcess == true))
                                                 ) 
                                        {
                                           if (  ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) 
                                              && (staysTheSameEXEDLL == false)
                                              ) 
                                           {
                                              if (canCopy.DoCopy == true)
                                              {
                                

                                Spot the redundency (Regex's left out):

                                     string str = "";
                                     string str2 = "";
                                     Regex regex1 = new Regex(regex1String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                     Regex regex2 = new Regex(regex2String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                     Regex regex3 = new Regex(regex3String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                     Regex regex4 = new Regex(regex4String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                
                                     if (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                                     {
                                        str = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                        str2 = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                     }
                                     else if (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                                     {
                                        str = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                        str2 = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                     }
                                     else if (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                                     {
                                        str = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                        str2 = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                     }
                                     else if (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                                     {
                                        str = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                        str2 = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                     }
                                     else
                                     {
                                        str = "";
                                        str2 = "";
                                     }
                                
                                     if (  (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                                        || (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                                        || (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                                        || (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                                        )
                                
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                                KarstenK
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #23

                                You have good chances for a lot of small talk. :-O

                                Greetings from Germany

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                                • D Dan Neely

                                  adamsappel wrote:

                                  Female <- not biased, just stating the fact

                                  Then why did you mention it? :mad:

                                  Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                  VentsyV
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #24

                                  Because it is a proof of the long held belief that (generally) women can not program. There are exceptions of course, but overall male programmers out number female programmers at least 2,3 to 1.

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                                  • C cpkilekofp

                                    I have a couple of apps that I maintain (originally written by, yes, a female, human as well, and an entry-level developer) who constantly checked for (boolean_value = true). :doh:

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                                    VentsyV
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #25

                                    (boolean_value = true) || (boolean_value == true)

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                                    • V VentsyV

                                      (boolean_value = true) || (boolean_value == true)

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                                      cpkilekofp
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #26

                                      VentsyV wrote:

                                      (boolean_value = true) || (boolean_value == true)

                                      LMAO...Reading this, I was suddenly taken back to Irving M. Copi's _Introduction_to_Logic_, which I used as a textbook for an independent study in high school...it's the definition of a tautology...making it "too true" :laugh:

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                                      • A adamsappel

                                        Hi. Background: Co-Worker, (Female <- not biased, just stating the fact), Qualification: Architect... (btw, this is all C# VS2008 code, I swear) Ok, one for the count:

                                        public static bool NameExists (string name)
                                        {
                                        bool exists = false;
                                        int i = 0;
                                        while ((i < someListContainingNames.Count) && (exists == false))
                                        {
                                        if (someListContainingNames[i] == filename)
                                        {
                                        exists = true;
                                        }
                                        i++;
                                        }
                                        return exists;
                                        }

                                        Please see if you can read this... (Original code kept):

                                                else if (   ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true))
                                                         && ((staysTheSameEXEDLL == false) || (EXEDLLPathExistsSoCanProcess == true))
                                                         ) 
                                                {
                                                   if (  ((isEXEDLL == true) || (isEXEConfig == true)) 
                                                      && (staysTheSameEXEDLL == false)
                                                      ) 
                                                   {
                                                      if (canCopy.DoCopy == true)
                                                      {
                                        

                                        Spot the redundency (Regex's left out):

                                             string str = "";
                                             string str2 = "";
                                             Regex regex1 = new Regex(regex1String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                             Regex regex2 = new Regex(regex2String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                             Regex regex3 = new Regex(regex3String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                             Regex regex4 = new Regex(regex4String, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
                                        
                                             if (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                                             {
                                                str = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                                str2 = regex1.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                             }
                                             else if (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                                             {
                                                str = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                                str2 = regex2.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                             }
                                             else if (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                                             {
                                                str = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                                str2 = regex3.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                             }
                                             else if (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                                             {
                                                str = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["code"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                                str2 = regex4.Match(filename).Groups\["type"\].Value.ToUpper();
                                             }
                                             else
                                             {
                                                str = "";
                                                str2 = "";
                                             }
                                        
                                             if (  (regex1.IsMatch(filename))
                                                || (regex2.IsMatch(filename))
                                                || (regex3.IsMatch(filename))
                                                || (regex4.IsMatch(filename))
                                                )
                                        
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                                        cliran
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                                        #27

                                        mission impossible...

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