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HOW TO KILL MYSELF!

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  • R Ryan Johnston 0

    Don't kill yourself. Try to look on the bright side. At least you know it is an evil stupid world. Most people don't have that going for themselves. Besides, what ever has got you down isn't worth giving up all the hard work you have already put in to get to the point you are now. And remember, just because you have used VB doesn't necesarily make you an evil person. :) Ryan Johnston

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    Christian Graus
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    Ryan Johnston wrote: nd remember, just because you have used VB doesn't necesarily make you an evil person. Ranjith is actually the reason I keep putting other peoples comments on VB in my sig. No matter what it is, he doesn't notice when other people say it, but takes offence when I quote it. I've got an inbox full of letters from him about how C++ is dead, &tc. I hope he's only kidding, won't we all feel like hell if we find out he topped himself ? Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002

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    • R Ranjith I

      I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! :mad: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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      David Wulff
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      Hey mate, join the club - I renew my season ticket each year. :| The trick is to learn to get on with it - never let depression depress you and can still have a happy life.


      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

      One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.

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        I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! :mad: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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        peterchen
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        The Mormons Revenge: rent momon female costume dress up as female walk up mormon village tell hertbreaking story being lat remaining of a mormon family, looking for grand-grand-aunt that's supposed to live here. ask for a place to stay stay there, alwaqys act female look for a young lad give him a secret, blushing smile now and then let him wait for a year until you agree to marry wait for wedding night.... (Note: this works only if you're male, you know)


        You don't need to sleep to see a nightmare  Anne Clark   [sighist]

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        • R Ranjith I

          I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! :mad: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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          Mauricio Ritter
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          Ranjith wrote: I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! Your probably programming too much VB code... try a C++ to relax Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank

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          • A Andreas Saurwein

            Well, try running VS.NET on a P1/100 with 32 megs of Ram. If that doesnt kill you then I might hand you over some of the C++ code I have to maintain periodically.

            int x=1, y=5;
            x^=y^=x^=y; // whats the content of x and y now?

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            Andreas Saurwein wrote: VS.NET on a P1/100 with 32 megs of Ram. Back in 1995, I once had to do a hardware compatibility test with NAV on the Win 95 min requirements. Which was a 386 with 4MB of RAM. You probably have more than that in your watch now, but back then we still had to support it. The user experience went something like this: Right-click desktop *GRRRRRIIIND* sound from the hard drive 10 seconds later, get a menu. Click Properties *GRRRRRIIIND* sound from the hard drive 20 seconds later, get the property sheet Just insane. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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            • N Nick Parker

              Ranjith wrote: I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! So is this your ghost speaking to us or do you just like to refer to yourself in the past tense? What's wrong anyway? Nick Parker


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              Ranjith I
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              OMG! I was just kidding. It was a stray incident and I was very much upset at that time. I like my life, and I wanna live it fully. :rolleyes: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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              • C Christian Graus

                Ryan Johnston wrote: nd remember, just because you have used VB doesn't necesarily make you an evil person. Ranjith is actually the reason I keep putting other peoples comments on VB in my sig. No matter what it is, he doesn't notice when other people say it, but takes offence when I quote it. I've got an inbox full of letters from him about how C++ is dead, &tc. I hope he's only kidding, won't we all feel like hell if we find out he topped himself ? Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002

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                Ranjith I
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                Christian Graus wrote: Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb cod :mad:

                Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!

                :mad: huh? Again? VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                • D David Wulff

                  Hey mate, join the club - I renew my season ticket each year. :| The trick is to learn to get on with it - never let depression depress you and can still have a happy life.


                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                  One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.

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                  Ranjith I
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                  David Wulff wrote: never let depression depress you and can still have a happy life. I like that quote. Thank you! VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                  • M Mauricio Ritter

                    Ranjith wrote: I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! Your probably programming too much VB code... try a C++ to relax Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank

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                    Ranjith I
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                    Hey! You know what? After posting my initial message, I went to beach, to relax. Trust me, I was looking for sharks and was swimming where people were in groups. I never heard of shark attacks in NYC though.:rolleyes: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                    • R Ryan Johnston 0

                      Don't kill yourself. Try to look on the bright side. At least you know it is an evil stupid world. Most people don't have that going for themselves. Besides, what ever has got you down isn't worth giving up all the hard work you have already put in to get to the point you are now. And remember, just because you have used VB doesn't necesarily make you an evil person. :) Ryan Johnston

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                      Ranjith I
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                      Point noted! VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                      • R Ranjith I

                        Christian Graus wrote: Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb cod :mad:

                        Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        :mad: huh? Again? VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                        I said: No matter what it is, he doesn't notice when other people say it, but takes offence when I quote it. I've got an inbox full of letters from him about how C++ is dead, &tc. Ranjith, are you not smart enough to realise that I am quoting other people, and so I 'say' the same thing over and over again only in the same way that you say: Ranjith wrote: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts.. ?????????????????????????? Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002

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                        • R Ranjith I

                          I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! :mad: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                          Michael P Butler
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                          http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html[^] Enjoy :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                            http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html[^] Enjoy :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                            Olli
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                            Michael P Butler wrote: http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org :eek::eek:GEEEZ, what kinda site...... I'm shocked...!:eek::eek: There are really really strange guys in the US (sometimes)...

                            Olli I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.....
                            :suss: :rolleyes: :suss:

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                            • R Ranjith I

                              I GOT SICK OF THIS EVIL, STUPID WORLD! :mad: VB,ASP, C#, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Oracle, SQL Server. -------------------------------------------------- Share your thoughts..

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                              Tomasz Sowinski
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                              Whatever method you choose, make sure you're not going to kill other people with yourself. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com

                              Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you to his level and beat you with experience.

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                                http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html[^] Enjoy :-D Michael :-) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

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                                dandy72
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                                (from the link above): > Be careful when opening this valve, as the gas is highly pressurized. > Never put your mouth directly on the output nozzle, or serious injury may > occur. How's that for irony...a how-to-kill-yourself guide warning you about possible serious injury... Isn't that like taking the time to apply alcohol with a cotton swab on the arm of the death row inmate getting his lethal injection?

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