Banking Crisis
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
also, Fugu Bank has blown up
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also, Fugu Bank has blown up
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Norm .net wrote:
There's also been a wave of cuts at the Tsunami Banking corp
Yea, but they were way over staffed, so it's really a wash. :-\
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Norm .net wrote:
There's also been a wave of cuts at the Tsunami Banking corp
Yea, but they were way over staffed, so it's really a wash. :-\
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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And investigators have determined that Geisha Bank was faking it the whole time.
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And investigators have determined that Geisha Bank was faking it the whole time.
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And investigators have determined that Geisha Bank was faking it the whole time.
I also heard that the investors had pulled out just in the nick of time.
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
The rescue efforts by Bukkake Bank have blown up in its face.
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The rescue efforts by Bukkake Bank have blown up in its face.
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Hah I got one... I bank with NO bank!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too!
Well, your signature must count for something...
I can't take the Credit for that!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
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I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!
------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
Dalek Dave wrote:
Haiku Bank
haiku bank had very little to say on the matter.
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
And now Obi Bank has been doing some belt tightening, amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall. And no one's happi about that... :~
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I also heard that the investors had pulled out just in the nick of time.
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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And now Obi Bank has been doing some belt tightening, amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall. And no one's happi about that... :~
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Tim Deveaux wrote:
amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall.
I've heard that Obi Bank will embrace Yukata Bank, creating a more light weight partnership...
Mike Poz
Mmmm... wonder how many will lose their shirt if that happens.
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Wow, after the sinking of Titanic National Bank, and the flooding of Red Sea S&L the banks in L.A. were shaken up too. On an unrelated note, where does one purchase good caviar? The sushi restaurants seem to have it but grocery store fish eggs are merely bait.
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
The wave of anger is spreading. Workers at the Tempura savings and loan were deeply fried by the news of their closure.