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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!

    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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    Dalek Dave
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    Hah I got one... I bank with NO bank!

    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!

      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too!

      Well, your signature must count for something...

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too!

        Well, your signature must count for something...

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        Dalek Dave
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        I can't take the Credit for that!

        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!

          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          El Corazon
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Haiku Bank

          haiku bank had very little to say on the matter.

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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          • N NormDroid

            Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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            Tim Deveaux
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            And now Obi Bank has been doing some belt tightening, amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall. And no one's happi about that... :~

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            • D Douglas Troy

              I also heard that the investors had pulled out just in the nick of time.


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              Jim Crafton
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              I heard the bank was concerned over it's lack of protection...

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              • T Tim Deveaux

                And now Obi Bank has been doing some belt tightening, amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall. And no one's happi about that... :~

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                Mike Poz
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                Tim Deveaux wrote:

                amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall.

                I've heard that Obi Bank will embrace Yukata Bank, creating a more light weight partnership...

                Mike Poz

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                • M Mike Poz

                  Tim Deveaux wrote:

                  amidst fears that Kimono bank may fall.

                  I've heard that Obi Bank will embrace Yukata Bank, creating a more light weight partnership...

                  Mike Poz

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                  Tim Deveaux
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                  Mmmm... wonder how many will lose their shirt if that happens.

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                  • N NormDroid

                    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                    Wow, after the sinking of Titanic National Bank, and the flooding of Red Sea S&L the banks in L.A. were shaken up too. On an unrelated note, where does one purchase good caviar? The sushi restaurants seem to have it but grocery store fish eggs are merely bait.

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                    • N NormDroid

                      Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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                      Mike Ellison
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                      The wave of anger is spreading. Workers at the Tempura savings and loan were deeply fried by the news of their closure.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Hah I got one... I bank with NO bank!

                        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        The banks are represented by the same bunch of Jewish Japanese solicitors. Sosumi.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          The banks are represented by the same bunch of Jewish Japanese solicitors. Sosumi.

                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          TO repair the damage wont cost and arm and a leg, just part of a leg, according to the Shinto Bank

                          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!

                            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            The number's up for the Soduku bank. The Manga bank is overdrawn.

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                            • N NormDroid

                              :laugh: :(( :laugh: Oh lord this should attract to lounge police ;)

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                              peterchen
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                              Yes here! Are you disturbing the peace?

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                I heard the bank was concerned over it's lack of protection...

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                                Todd Smith
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                                Stocks of Sake Bank have gone cold. Owners are sobering up to the reality of the situation and chop stick fights have errupted all over the place. over to you Bob

                                Todd Smith

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                                • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                  Wow, after the sinking of Titanic National Bank, and the flooding of Red Sea S&L the banks in L.A. were shaken up too. On an unrelated note, where does one purchase good caviar? The sushi restaurants seem to have it but grocery store fish eggs are merely bait.

                                  Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
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                                  Mike Poz
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                                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                                  where does one purchase good caviar

                                  No where. There's no such thing as "good" caviar. Well, not entirely true. Good caviar is the kind that's been allowed to mature into real fish. :)

                                  Mike Poz

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    The number's up for the Soduku bank. The Manga bank is overdrawn.

                                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    GROAN!!!!! But I gave a 5!

                                    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                      Wow, after the sinking of Titanic National Bank, and the flooding of Red Sea S&L the banks in L.A. were shaken up too. On an unrelated note, where does one purchase good caviar? The sushi restaurants seem to have it but grocery store fish eggs are merely bait.

                                      Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                                      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
                                      Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

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                                      Member 96
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                                      http://affordablecaviar.com/[^]


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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I have just read the entire post thread to date and am absolutely appalled! I can't think of a funny addition, not fair, I want to be funny too! I have stolen and amalgamted them, they will be sent as an email tomorrow! Brilliant, Bloody Brilliant! :) Mod Haiku Bank are averse to losses? No, oh please yourselves then!

                                        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                        Fuzzychaos
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                                        The Haiku bank gave a 3 line verse on the nature of surviving the crisis. ;)

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                                        • N NormDroid

                                          Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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                                          Rich Leyshon
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                                          And the Bank of Hiroshima has a cloud hanging over it. Rich

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