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  • L leppie

    WTF is ITIL?

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    Paul Conrad
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    That's what I was wondering too :suss:

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    • L leppie

      WTF is ITIL?

      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
      ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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      Lost User
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      Your post got a five, I couldn't resist :laugh: Seriously, I'm looking for some templates for the "IT Infrastructure Library". Will it help if I promise to dedicate an article to it?

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      • L leppie

        WTF is ITIL?

        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
        ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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        Graham Shanks
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        I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this :) The rest of us mere mortals are clueless too, but that's our normal state.

        Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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          I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this :) The rest of us mere mortals are clueless too, but that's our normal state.

          Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          He claims to be an MVP? Missed the morning dose of coffee?

          Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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          • L leppie

            WTF is ITIL?

            xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
            IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
            ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            From Google: ITIL[^]. Did you know about Google? It's this really spiffy new-fangled search doodad on the world-wide-wait... :-)

            me, me, me

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              From Google: ITIL[^]. Did you know about Google? It's this really spiffy new-fangled search doodad on the world-wide-wait... :-)

              me, me, me

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              Lost User
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              So, we know what Google is and what ITIL is.. Someone seen some usefull templates? -edit- Price: £85.00 (£99.88 inc. VAT) For an ebook, which is probably just a container for some buzz-words? :wtf:

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              • G Graham Shanks

                I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this :) The rest of us mere mortals are clueless too, but that's our normal state.

                Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                leppie
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                Graham Shanks wrote:

                I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this

                1. Who is claiming this? 2. And who gives a shit about ITIL? I for one wont be bothered by enterprise hype and BS.

                xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                • G Graham Shanks

                  I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this :) The rest of us mere mortals are clueless too, but that's our normal state.

                  Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                  leppie
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                  In fact I am now going to be making up my own useless specifications, and sell them to idiots not bothering to check what it's all about.

                  xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                  IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                  ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                  • L leppie

                    Graham Shanks wrote:

                    I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this

                    1. Who is claiming this? 2. And who gives a shit about ITIL? I for one wont be bothered by enterprise hype and BS.

                    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                    IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                    ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                    Lost User
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                    2. The Topic Starter. Remember me? :sigh:

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                    • L leppie

                      In fact I am now going to be making up my own useless specifications, and sell them to idiots not bothering to check what it's all about.

                      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                      ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                      Lost User
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                      Frustration. Shared. When you're done, make some specs for HTML.

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                      • L leppie

                        Graham Shanks wrote:

                        I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this

                        1. Who is claiming this? 2. And who gives a shit about ITIL? I for one wont be bothered by enterprise hype and BS.

                        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                        ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                        Graham Shanks
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                        1. Well, it says Codeproject MVP for you on the Who's Who 2. Totally agree Just put it down as an attempt at humour that totally failed

                        Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                        • L leppie

                          Graham Shanks wrote:

                          I don't know how you can claim to be an MVP without knowing this

                          1. Who is claiming this? 2. And who gives a shit about ITIL? I for one wont be bothered by enterprise hype and BS.

                          xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                          IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                          ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          leppie wrote:

                          enterprise hype

                          Enterprise hype? Hmm... Talking about shitty words, it looks like we've started using them. Man, I can't stand the the way the marketing maniacs mispresent the word "enterprise" (and just about any other word for that matter) to the public. X| :~ I am just thinking of Integrated Systems Hyper Infrastructure Technology. The enterprise one. :sigh:

                          Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                            He claims to be an MVP? Missed the morning dose of coffee?

                            Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                            Graham Shanks
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                            Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                            Missed the morning dose of coffee?

                            Nope, just made the 5th of the day (it's mid afternoon here). You'd hear if I'd missed my morning coffee :-)

                            Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                              Missed the morning dose of coffee?

                              Nope, just made the 5th of the day (it's mid afternoon here). You'd hear if I'd missed my morning coffee :-)

                              Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              Graham Shanks wrote:

                              You'd hear if I'd missed my morning coffee

                              That's gotta be real loud then. :-D

                              Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                              • L Lost User

                                2. The Topic Starter. Remember me? :sigh:

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                                leppie
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                                I am not saying they are good or bad, it just there are too many of them. If you want to adhere to a specification, at least choose one that everyone knows, like ISO or ECMA.

                                xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                                IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                                ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                                • L leppie

                                  WTF is ITIL?

                                  xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                                  IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                                  ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                                  StevenWalsh
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                                  #18

                                  ITIL is a way for large corporations to keep MBA's in business.

                                  Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer. -Fred Brooks

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                                  • G Graham Shanks

                                    1. Well, it says Codeproject MVP for you on the Who's Who 2. Totally agree Just put it down as an attempt at humour that totally failed

                                    Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                                    leppie
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                                    Graham Shanks wrote:

                                    Well, it says Codeproject MVP for you on the Who's Who

                                    I was one! But I have been rather active the last year, so I hope I can be redecorated for the following year :)

                                    Graham Shanks wrote:

                                    Just put it down as an attempt at humour that totally failed

                                    NP :)

                                    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                                    IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                                    ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                                      From Google: ITIL[^]. Did you know about Google? It's this really spiffy new-fangled search doodad on the world-wide-wait... :-)

                                      me, me, me

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                                      Peter Mulholland
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                                      I've scanned the home page, about page and FAQ and I still don't know what the initials IL are for. There's alot of mention of ITSM, but no explaination that I saw for the IL bit. Anyone know what that's about (without going to any actual trouble to find out, cause i'm not really that bothered)?

                                      Pete

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                                        I've scanned the home page, about page and FAQ and I still don't know what the initials IL are for. There's alot of mention of ITSM, but no explaination that I saw for the IL bit. Anyone know what that's about (without going to any actual trouble to find out, cause i'm not really that bothered)?

                                        Pete

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                                        leppie
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                                        Something about an Infrastructure Library, some crazy stuff! :zzz:

                                        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                                        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
                                        ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          I'm looking for some Microsoft Word-templates, to get me started for ITIL. Anyone here who wants to share some resources? The sites I found are mere placeholders for Google-ads and/or book-publishers :(

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          I don't know if there would be such a thing as "ITIL-compatible templates" -- a bit chalk & cheese, no? Do you mean forms, with checklists, tables, etc? If so, it will all be very company and product specific. The best place to start would likely be by listing what your company/department/section needs to make ITIL compliancy, and working out individual responsibilities. Then you can start making forms that precisely meet the needs of each person/product/whatever.

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